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    I would like to set up a forum for Houston Area Strippers to express their views on stripping in Houston, TX vs other cities. Curious about what brought you to Houston, do you plan to stay, etc. I am a frequent customer of Houston area strip clubs and a strip club junkie who has spent big bucks. Customers are invited to add their input as well. I try to be a good customer - polite, gentleman, tip well, make the gal happy by spending money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    I would like to set up a forum for Houston Area Strippers to express their views on stripping in Houston, TX vs other cities. Curious about what brought you to Houston, do you plan to stay, etc.
    Derek, I don't think you're going to find many strippers who have danced their way around the USA and made a comparative choice for Houston.

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    There's plenty of ways to start up your own web site, complete with forum. Have at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    I try to be a good customer - polite, gentleman, tip well, make the gal happy by spending money.

    and from another thread:
    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    We like boobs here in Houston - we love to suck on them and feel them and our gals sure oblige us (if they wanna make money).

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    Actually, this is a great idea! Score one for Derek!

    Ok, I live in Austin, but grew up in Houston, and danced there for years. Many of you know that.

    There is an area on www.aspd.net for Strip Club reviews. Its essentially an extras bragging board.

    I made 2 posts there, not in a review, and non-inflammatory, and found out that women are not allowed to post in there. Its the consumate Male version of our own Ladies Only.

    Vagina is not welcome, leaving room for widespread misogyny and the stink of dirty socks in a locker room.

    THUS, I would love to be able to talk about my experiences where I am uncensored.

    I have wanted to write about this on the Pink side, but there is no way I would not be crucified.

    There is so much to write and I must go to work now, but I promise more later.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    I would like to set up a forum for Houston Area Strippers to express their views on stripping in Houston, TX vs other cities.
    sure, go right ahead.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I made 2 posts there, not in a review, and non-inflammatory, and found out that women are not allowed to post in there. Its the consumate Male version of our own Ladies Only.
    i'm like aggieed, "sheesh, what did you do this time?".
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I have wanted to write about this on the Pink side, but there is no way I would not be crucified.
    crucified? is that all? i get the feeling thatsome of those biatches would be ready to split you in two and claw your eyeballs out.
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    Derek, I don't think you're going to find many strippers who have danced their way around the USA and made a comparative choice for Houston.
    That is some funny shit, right there.

    I have wanted to write about this on the Pink side, but there is no way I would not be crucified.
    That would be because Kat is the most brutal and unflinchingly honest poster on the board. And they don't seem to be fond of that attitude, despite her years of experience and credibility.

    Who was it that said the Pink Side had turned into a board for nuns pretending to be strippers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    i'm like aggieed, "sheesh, what did you do this time?".
    Actually I was still a mod back then, and since I had those "special powers" I saw what happened. It actually kinda made me laugh...not for what "they" did to Kat, something else that was related to it, though.

    By the way, are there really very many Houston dancers on this board? I've see a few upstairs, but I can't remember, off the top of my head, if I've seen any posts down here from Houston dancers...besides Kat anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Derek, I don't think you're going to find many strippers who have danced their way around the USA and made a comparative choice for Houston.
    Disagree. If one is already based in Houston, or surrounding cities, then Htown isn't necessarily a bad choice. From my observation, its gone steeply downhill in the last 2 years, but there was always money to be made without extras. The girl just has to have a thick skin and learn how to bait and switch.

    I didn't design the Houston game and I never had any regulars there that lasted more than 3 visits. But it was my best option for some time. Easy hiring, no schedules, no minumum hours to work, a plethora of oil and business money.....it could have been worse.

    Until I joined Stripperweb, I had no idea about Houston's rep. Hell, I didn't even know what an "extra" was because its pretty much a free for all. Actually, I assumed every city was like this. Its impossible to shock or upset me just because you want to free little willy.

    Edit to add: This WAS before I stripped my way around the US. And I'm STILL thinking about putting in a shift or two at Treasures just to say I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieed
    Actually I was still a mod back then, and since I had those "special powers" I saw what happened. It actually kinda made me laugh...not for what "they" did to Kat, something else that was related to it, though.

    By the way, are there really very many Houston dancers on this board? I've see a few upstairs, but I can't remember, off the top of my head, if I've seen any posts down here from Houston dancers...besides Kat anyway.
    Oh yeah, I think I mentioned my involvement in extras in one forum, then bitched about them in another forum, or something. Refresh my memory will you darling, since you refuse to come meet me.

    Or were you reading my PM's?

    Either way, my bad. I really just didn't know that females weren't allowed to post in that area. Who really reads message board rules anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Well I feel lucky to live in Houston. That would be bad news not to get have 2 way contact. Today was an ITC exploration day and I went to HB for lunch today (a SC close to me) and had planned spending only $40 - ended up spending about $100 on dances with this super blonde gal plus $25 to take to their VIP section (she got me on those sexy leather divans in VIP and my disciplined approach to SC budgeting went out of control). She gave really good full 2way contact dances and from her conversation I can tell she lives in my subdivision - nothing like getting to feel your neighbors. I like both ITC and OTC activities - I lined up a date with my main OTC gal for tomorrow just this evening. I will get some relief from her tomorrow, after today I sure need it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    I would like to set up a forum for Houston Area Strippers to express their views on stripping in Houston, TX vs other cities.
    Quote Originally Posted by Doofus
    Today was an ITC exploration day and I went to HB for lunch today (a SC close to me) and had planned spending only $40 - ended up spending about $100 on dances with this super blonde gal plus $25 to take to their VIP section (she got me on those sexy leather divans in VIP and my disciplined approach to SC budgeting went out of control). She gave really good full 2way contact dances
    Well, for a second there I thought this was actually going to be a real thread.

    Derek, I don't understand why you just don't go to aspd.net. That is your HOME brother!!!

    Are you going to respond to anything I say besides telling me that no one would want to fuck me? Awww, c'mon, I'm even blonde dammit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Actually, I assumed every city was like this.
    Don't I wish...sure would solve some problems, and I wouldn't have to use up a tank of gas for a round trip to Houston.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
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    The SC gal that seems to live in my subdivision (had lap dances with her yesterday) must be making good money if she can afford a nice home. I would wonder what the gals would consider a good day money wise at a club here.

    Katrine, I admire your frankness even though we may not agree on a lot of things. I will take under consideration some of your suggestions. I am a very direct kinda guy and sometimes this can cause controversy. However, if u met me in a SC I doubt much of what I expressed in these forums would come up as I try to be polite to the gals as I understand they are trying to make a living. I do go crazy for blondes and realize my spending can get out of control with them. They are dangerous LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    The SC gal that seems to live in my subdivision (had lap dances with her yesterday) must be making good money if she can afford a nice home. I would wonder what the gals would consider a good day money wise at a club here.
    .
    During events like Superbowl, other big sporting events and OTC, and attractive hustler at a popular club can easily make over $1,000. But that's a few days a year.

    Real estate is cheap in Houston, you don't need to be a millionaire to have a nice place in the suburbs.

    An average day would be more like $200-300 for 5-6 hours of work, high contact, no HJ/BJ. That's still pretty reasonable earnings but you still have to endure breast maulings for it.

    I don't mind my boobs being touched, but their not playdough. It hurts to have them grabbed and bitten.

    Sporty's girls might like it, but its not my thing, By the time the 15th guy has salivated all over them.......well, he's gotten the germs of the 14 guys before him. But I digress.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Well I don't suck boobs at the SC's because like Kat said a lot of guys have been on them and who knows where they've been. I don't try to kiss dancers (on the mouth) but have had a few of them kiss me. One gal I had for some lap dances in VIP really wanted to give me tongue kissing saying "may I kiss u, I am very oral." Needless to say, we did have a fun evening. It was not problem convinomg there was another place besides my mouth she could get oral - or did she convince me? Whatever, I had a great time and she made some money......

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    One of my only consolations dancing at the St. James was knowing that all the other men were getting each other's drool in their mouths. The place will suck your soul out. It was tough to stay sober there and I am usually on top of my game at work, very little drinking.

    Even an escort will only see 5 guys in a night or so. Imagine 25-30 all trying to get extras and mauling your tits and ass. Well...the ass part I didn't mind so much, it can take lots of abuse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I am a connoisseur of sexually transmitted diseases. Would I like Houston?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    I am a connoisseur of sexually transmitted diseases. Would I like Houston?
    Absolutely. Guys that don't practice safe sex are looking for trouble. Frankly, I think the SC gals are cleaner than the gals just doing escourt service. One thing too about the escourts is that pussy is going to be stretched out - I would hate to be that number 5 client - good luck in getting off, especially with condoms.

    As far as sucking boob at the clubs I would avoid that - not a comforting thought thinking of all the guys who have been drooling on them but man when they put their soft, delicious, beautiful breasts in your face it is so hard to resist. These girls are the most beautiful work of art god ever created and their dance is an alluring artistic form of beauty blending with the finest rock music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    Absolutely. Guys that don't practice safe sex are looking for trouble. Frankly, I think the SC gals are cleaner than the gals just doing escourt service. One thing too about the escourts is that pussy is going to be stretched out - I would hate to be that number 5 client - good luck in getting off, especially with condoms.
    Actually, many of the girls I danced with in Houston were also working at the spas or for escort services. There was one particular Creole beauty I I like to wax prophetic about.....she was also an escort and had 2 kids, but that monkey could suck you in like a damn Hoover....delicious!

    Derek, please enlighten yourself about the "loose pussy" thing. Its really not nice to talk about your wife like that on these boards.....

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    Well I don't suck boobs at the SC's because like Kat said a lot of guys have been on them and who knows where they've been.
    that statement doesn't make a lot of sense....you don't noisly suckle a stripper's nipples like a newborn because you're afraid of getting the cooties. yet...
    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    I don't try to kiss dancers (on the mouth) but have had a few of them kiss me. One gal I had for some lap dances in VIP really wanted to give me tongue kissing saying "may I kiss u, I am very oral." Needless to say, we did have a fun evening. It was not problem convinomg there was another place besides my mouth she could get oral - or did she convince me
    you've engaged in kissing with dancers. you do know she has the cooties, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    Frankly, I think the SC gals are cleaner than the gals just doing escourt service.
    in what way? in general, did you know that most sex workers are very fastidious..in some cases, even obsessive-compulsive about their own personal hygiene. OTOH, the same can't be said for those customers who see nothing wrong with going to a sc or seeing an escort without washing their asses and smelling of BO.
    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    One thing too about the escourts is that pussy is going to be stretched out
    yeah right...unless, your name is lexington steele or you have a dick the size of a newborn baby. i don't think her pussy is going to get that much of a stretching workout. it's more resilient than you think.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    One of my only consolations dancing at the St. James was knowing that all the other men were getting each other's drool in their mouths.
    ahhhh..the st.james. now, that used to be one of my favorite clubs. i remember one stripper who used to work there who made it to my BBBJ HOF list. which is no easy task.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    The place will suck your soul out.
    yup....although, i don't have a soul. it sure felt like she sucked it out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Imagine 25-30 all trying to get extras and mauling your tits and ass. Well...the ass part I didn't mind so much, it can take lots of abuse
    ass mauling...now, that's what i'm talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derek
    One thing too about the escourts is that pussy is going to be stretched out - I would hate to be that number 5 client - good luck in getting off, especially with condoms.
    HAHA - for some reason this just cracks me up when you brought this up in some other thread. You're serious but I keep thinking you're kidding. I keep thinking that something like the service below would be ideal for you, no need to even waste cash on a cover charge at the SC :

    Escort Service - "Good afternoon, how can we help you today?"

    Derek - "I'm looking for a cheap escort, something around $100 with a nice pussy"

    Escort Service - "We have many quality girls to choose from in your price range"

    Derek - "I want to be first in line today, no stretched out pussy."

    Escort Service - "Why of course sir, I'll send over Tasha, she hasn't used her pussy since last shift."

    Derek - "And she's cheap right?"

    Escort Service - "Cheap as they come sir, and tight"

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    I fucked a young asian gal in a spa last summer for $40 - it was some of the tightest pussy I have had. Sex can be so much fun in a hot tub. She told me she was going to audition the next week for a Stripper Job as she had a tuition bill coming up for her college classes. She told me that "hot fun but lots of snakes in watter getting after Soo Tan."

    Kat, I wonder what u think about hot tub fun? Do u think the water is safe?

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    Originally Posted by Derek
    One thing too about the escourts is that pussy is going to be stretched out


    What the hell have you been fucking if you have this problem???


    yeah right...unless, your name is lexington steele or you have a dick the size of a newborn baby. i don't think her pussy is going to get that much of a stretching workout. it's more resilient than you think.



    Kat, I wonder what u think about hot tub fun? Do u think the water is safe?

    Oh yeah...keep these questions coming.....so dumb and so funny.....

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    Hey, I think the ASPD thing is that ladies can't post in a review thread, am I right? I don't remember . . . I thought when you got in trouble it was for, I don't know, being a little vehement with your point of view, perhaps . . . nothing they shouldn't be able to deal with.

    <besides, each of them I've met in person has been a pussycat>

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