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    Thumbs up I think I've found the perfect comeback!

    So recently I was a bit annoyed at the never-ending questioning from custies about my glasses. YES goddammit they're REAL!!! The 438-thousandth dipshit asked if they're prescription or just for show. When I said they're prescription and he replied with the 438-thousandth "nooooo, really....they're just for show aren't they?" I just said flatly - "you can believe whatever you want cuz it doesn't matter." He had nothing else to say and we moved on to the dances. YAY! So I tried it again, and again...and it works every time! YYAAYY!! I guess they just can't think of anything else to say to that. Just thought I'd share, I've used it for other moronic custy Qs lately and it works across the board. Sooooo nice to find a simple way to shut them up with the stoopid Qs without losing the sale - and it seems to work every time! woohoo!

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    I like it Bridgette, good call. I will have to use this on customers who don't believe I go to school.
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    or that my stripper name is "real"

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    Zactly. Wouldn't it be fun to incorporate this as Standard Stripper line? LOL Funny such a simple schoolyard-sounding line works so well.

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    Big boob girls could definitely use it! I'm sure they get tired of custies asking to "touch" them.
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    Yeah, I have that too. But I get more Qs about the glasses than the boobs. heh

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    ^ That's because you're so fucking hot in them, B, they can't possibly be real.

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    i'm gonna use that when i get the idiots who ask if my breasts are real...which by the way they are. Because even after i say yes they are, they look at me and tell me that i'm lying. grrr...anyone else get that crap?
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    LOL, I guess the truth really will set you free !

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    Well, some of your custys are smart enough to never ask that question.

    Btw, does that waitress at your club still wear those similar copycat glasses?

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    Great line....I can use that for alot of things. Works just as good as duct tape
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    I'm glad to say i've never been asked by a custy whether something about me was real or not...............but I can totally understand how it would get annoying and i'm glad you found a solution to it :-)

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    I don't get NEARLY as bothered by the question as I do from being accused of lying when I answer. Ferfuckssake, if you're not gonna believe what I say, don't friggin ask! I am soooo glad to have finally found a way to shut them up!!!

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    i don't like when guys ask about my nails they are fake but its emabarssing to have it pointed out.

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    Burp, Burp



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    Carlos do you have a gas problem or something? I remember you always burped alot when I saw you in the club too. Perhaps you should get that checked out.

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