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    Sometimes I really wish I could read minds, understand the weird customers....


    So I'm on stage today, and it's rather dead... and a guy comes up on my first song with my top on... and tips me $33. All in singles. THEN, on my second, top off song, he asks to see my pink bits for $3. Three dollars? After thirty three? And when I say no he walks off and leaves the club?

    So weird. So very very weird....




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    What the? Lets see: Clothes on = $33 offer for pink bits........"no" -$3.........I think you did well F him. Maybe it killed his fantasy by you not doing so...still I hate to be told what to do at work. WTVR :0

    I dont get guys like that. Still $33 is good on stage....I would have offered him a dance instead.
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    Seee...if he would have stuck around and offered you $4...then...then...LOL

    Lordy...some people are just weird...

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    Maybe that was the last of his money ?

    Either way that is a strange way to spread out his tips that is for sure.

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    Default Re: Dubbya Tee Eff?

    lol very wierd'


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    LOL! Guys are so friggin weird!

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    I would have shown him anyway. but then again, I work at a nude club.... and I'm nice for 33 bucks onstage in a city where laps are where you make your $$$

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    Idiots....

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    Ladies, we should always appreciate a man who is foolish with his money in a SC.

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    maybe he meant 3 as in 300?
    um, is this a nude or topless club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tampafldancer
    maybe he meant 3 as in 300?
    um, is this a nude or topless club?

    That was at a topless club. And he literally held up 3 $1s and asked to see the pink.
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: Dubbya Tee Eff?

    Maybe he was on crack.

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