I have been dancing more lately and I don't get this comment a lot per se but enough to have taken notice to the sheer ridiculousness of it.
What I mean is when you are on stage and a customer comes up with a dollar. You do your little dance and he says, "That's it?"
How do you respond?
I usually look at them, laugh and say, "Um, you have a dollar! I should have said that first but I was being polite!"
Another good one is telling them something along the lines of, "You have a dollar. I have my shirt off. Cheeseburger at Mcdonalds, me with my shirt off." (while making gestures on how each might weigh out with your hands as if to tell them they had OTHER options)
I know I have thought of other things to say in my years of dancing on and off and can't remember them now.
I know I don't do anything less than most girls at the club either.
Does this ever happen to anyone after a couch dance too? I don't usually see that there but I would think it might. Most guys tend to ask what they're going to get beforehand in that situation...then again...they have been watching other people tipping me on stage and knew I wasn't passing out hand job coupons for every dollar...heh maybe that's what I'll say next time...
"Yeah sorry, I had to stop handing out hand job coupons for a buck!"



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So much better than just letting him have it back. Waste my time, waste your money


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