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    Default Customer Wealth

    You probably know about the Dancer Wealth seminars promoted on the pink side.

    We need a thread for Customer Wealth, starting with some basic rules:

    1: You can always replace a dancer.
    2: You can replace a dancer before her very eyes.
    3: You can even replace a dancer with a pickup truck...
    4: The most you ever spent is what she expects next time.
    5: If you don't score fast and cheap, you won't score at all.
    6: Rent is due on the first of the month.
    7: Never ever loan a dancer money.
    8: Forget Denver or anywhere else she went.
    9: Flowers go in the dumpster and make you a PL.

    Feel free to add your own
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    Oh, I don't know, do we really need a separate Customer Wealth thread. You could just read the Hustle Hut forum and apply the inverse of any advice given.

    For instance, when your sitting with a group of guys, and a stripper runs up to the table and, after asking "what brings you boys in tonight?", follows up with the "OK, who wants a dance?" and raises her hand, you decide whether or not you want a dance and, if you don't, don't raise your hand.

    I'm not sure, but it seems pretty simple.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    SB, it's not always the inverse of Hustle Hut advice. For example, they won't share information about negotiating when and how to break the rules.

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    This thread is the AREA 51 of stripping!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    Oh, I don't know, do we really need a separate Customer Wealth thread. You could just read the Hustle Hut forum and apply the inverse of any advice given.
    In the cases of a lot of stuff I read in HH, I think the inverse advice might yield inverse results, like say actually working.

    The second nine:

    10. Your money is always good another time
    11. Your money is always good another place
    12. Your money is always good at Dennys.
    13. Your money is never as good as what the drug dealer has.
    14. No, you don't "wanna dance", (even if you do).
    15. However cheap you scored with her, someone has always scored even cheaper.
    16. ATF's should be about quality assurance, not commitment.
    17. "What Have You Done For Me Lately" always applies.
    18. Never trade a sure thing for the mystery prize.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish

    12. Your money is always good at Dennys.
    Or Hooters... or Uno's, where your cute waitress would be your ATF if she danced, and she's totally grateful for a 25% tip.

    Doc, you always catch on fast. So true about the inverse often working better than the hustle tip.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    SB, it's not always the inverse of Hustle Hut advice. For example, they won't share information about negotiating when and how to break the rules.

    Oh, that's easy.

    Derek taught us how to handle that negotiation.

    'u say "pardonamay my French honey, but no pussiyay, no moniyay." They understand this.'
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    You can tell if the situation is going in the direction you want it to go after the first dance. Ofen you can tell if it's a good match before you've bought a dance. Whatever the case, if that little voice in your head is saying "This dancer isn't worth the money I'm spending", listen to it.

    Of course, sometimes it's the voice in your other head that does you in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santos
    Whatever the case, if that little voice in your head is saying "This dancer isn't worth the money I'm spending", listen to it.

    Of course, sometimes it's the voice in your other head that does you in
    19. If the little head has cost you in the past, choke him before you go. That gives the big head time to think.
    20. Give the little head a name and play money:

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    16. ATF's should be about quality assurance, not commitment.
    Thank you Doc! This statement jumped off the screen at me, and gave me a new clarity about my ATF, and why she's been my ATF for five years. The collective wisdom of those on this board continues to amaze me!

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    ROFL!

    21. The champagne room is Area 51 (Thanks Mast!)
    22. The amount of alcohol consumed is congruent to the amount of
    money spent.
    23. Leave any fetishes behind you that may otherwise satisfy her
    wallet fetish (unless they are absolutely and finally dealt with).
    24. Anytime the dancer utters the words ATM, it is time to leave.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadbuttrue
    ROFL!

    24. Anytime the dancer utters the words ATM, it is time to leave.

    >>>Sad<<<
    LOL sad, that one should be in the top 10.

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    25) Dancer drama does not equal a lien on your wallet.
    26) Dancer Birthdays are an approximation and can last as much as a
    month.
    27) Outfits can be worn by more than one dancer and look great.
    28 ) Outfits seen on another dancer may actually belong to the dancer
    you are sitting with. Don't give her money to get it.
    29) There is nothing interesting about dancer-worn anything that is worth
    money.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    30) If the rules have lowered the level of service, it might be time to switch clubs. (Not funny, but very real)
    31) Be aware that buying supper in a club for a dancer may just be giving money to the club, she may get it free anyway. Enjoy your GFE supper.
    32) Debit/Credit cards should be checked at the door.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    33) She already has two other cell phones from two other customers, don't bother!
    34) The rent has already been paid. Benny the Pusher has not!
    35) There are 168 hours in a week. Dinner dates on Thursday for two hours leaves 166 for other customers.


    >>>Sad<<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadbuttrue
    33) She already has two other cell phones from two other customers, don't bother!
    33b) She has a prepay cell phone, the last resort of girls gone wild. Don't bother!

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    BTW, Benny the Pusher was a real life guy.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    34. Leave your plastic at home. he he



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    35. Wait two or three months before returning to the club, that way she'll forget you.



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    36. When she "opens up to you" about her problems, you have no moral or financial obligation to solve them. And you'd just be enabling continuing victimhood.
    37. Your number is worth money to her drug dealer and to other dancers.
    38. When you punch in her phone number and promise to call with yours, you retain the option not to call. If she asks why, just say, "I must have gotten one digit wrong." Then you still have the option to lose her number altogether.
    39. Options are valuable. Never waste them.
    40. Pinkie swears are not valid contracts.

    Last edited by SportsWriter2; 07-17-2005 at 08:41 PM.

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    41. Lawsuits never work in a dancer's favor.
    42. Any money that is supposed to come back to the dancer, so that she can pay you back, does not.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    43. "Because I need money" is not a reason.
    44. Knife wounds are a sign of high maintenance.
    45. BF in jail is a sign of high maintenance.
    46. A suspended license is a sign of high maintenance.
    47. High maintenance is not good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sol_de_pr2
    35. Wait two or three months before returning to the club, that way she'll forget you.
    Ahh....if only.

    48. Gifts to her that are of no monetary value end up in the dumpster.
    49. Gifts to her that ARE of monetary value end up being pawned.
    50. Consult a second opinion on whether or not there is sex in the VIP Room.
    51. If you do not want sex, stay out of the VIP Room.
    52. When your being asked for a lap dance, it "only" costs $20.
    53. When you owe her money for that lap dance, "only" does not apply anymore.
    54. If she's high or drunk and is making offers of discounted dances, you should fear for your safety and leave.
    55. If she makes a mysterious trip to the bathroom right before your VIP session, after which you can tell she's clearly been tweaking, you should fear for your safety and leave.

    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    54. If she's high or drunk and is making offers of discounted dances, you should fear for your safety and leave.
    55. If she makes a mysterious trip to the bathroom right before your VIP session, after which you can tell she's clearly been tweaking, you should fear for your safety and leave.
    Doc, you don't have to leave just cuz you fear for your safety. There's risk in everything. Sometimes spontaneous fun is worth the risk.
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    35 revised: Wait two or three years before returning to the club, that way she'll forget you... maybe.

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