View Poll Results: What's your sign?

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  • Aries

    5 9.09%
  • Taurus

    2 3.64%
  • Gemini

    4 7.27%
  • Cancer

    8 14.55%
  • Leo

    2 3.64%
  • Virgo

    6 10.91%
  • Libra

    3 5.45%
  • Scorpio

    10 18.18%
  • Sagittarius

    3 5.45%
  • Capricorn

    4 7.27%
  • Aquarius

    1 1.82%
  • Pisces

    7 12.73%
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Thread: What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

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    Default What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

    What's the worst pickup line ever used on (or by) you?

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    Default Re: What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

    Hey... you look like my librarian. I mean, uh, you're hotter, but yeah, uh like my librarian.

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    This would be a great line right now. Astrology is based on the star constellation chart
    and the time each sign (star cluster) is in the ascendency. The charts were set up on the locations and times as they were about 2,000 years ago. In two thousand years there has
    been planatary wobble and some gaxay drift. According to a TV news report I saw
    this past week we are now one sign out of sychronization, Sorry I don't know if it is
    one month ahead or behind. I can estimate that drift would set things off moving everything behind one month, but I do not know that for a fact. However the charts we now use for astrology are one month off. We are on our way to being two months off
    as galaxy drift continues. Great topic for astrologers out there and actually a great dancer
    come back. (If you do the research.)

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    Default Re: What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

    MY best friend ordered from Panda Veg, a vegetarian Chinese place.
    The delivery guy comes to the door and says, "So, are you vegetarian?"
    She says, "Well you work for a vegetarian restaraunt right?"
    He admitted it was a pretty bad pick-up line.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    i'm the first gemini to take the poll!

    one time i was at a very large nice liquor store getting some things for a really big party. i had picked up 3 bottles, some mixers, and various other odds and ends (they sell chips, salsa and etc. there) and headed to the check out when a guy came up behind me and said "you look very expensive" over my shoulder. note: at the time i was wearing some plaid bondage pants and a band tshirt... so i'm sure this is just his "line" anyway... i turned around and looked at him and he started to tell me how he's very wealthy and likes to spend his money on beautifull things and starts talking about how girls shouldnt date poor losers. i was really annoyed with his arrogance so i said "well, i just blow what little money i have on throwing ridiculous parties *giggle*" knowing he would take the bait. right after i said that he paid for everything i was buying, which wound up being about 100.00 worth of shit. as i was walking out the door with all of my stuff he asked me where my party was. i told him he wouldnt be interested because it was just for "poor losers"...then i drove off.

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    I always use the 'I think I've met you somewhere before.' Line. ALWAYS. And its normally because I HAVE. but then I always walk away after saying 'we should hang out!.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    The worst pick up line I ever recieved was
    "Are your parents retarded?"
    "cuz you're so damn special!!"

    I asked the young man if he usually got laid when he insulted peoples families...
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

    http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez

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    *Guy pulls out a quarter* "If I flip this, what are the odds I'll get head?"


    All the more reason why I'm a lesbian...
    *~If you play with reservation, you never play to your full potential.~*

    *~In wine there is wisdom.
    In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria. ~*

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    When asked my sign, I usually say "STOP".
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Did you bake this cake?

    No, I baked your grandma.
    Giselle Rine W. , -------- 127 Chesterfield.
    You weren't on Match Game in 1974.

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    They other night I had a guy walk up to me in a bar and ask me to buy him a beer... What a loser!!!
    Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul... - Marilyn Monroe

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    That *insert article of clothing here* is becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming, too!

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    Default Re: What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

    Somewhere, I do have a list of lame pickup lines and great comebacks, but the best reply I ever heard came from my own daughter, bless her heart.

    I treated her and some friends out to a jazz club on her birthday, and some ass kept hitting on her. Finally, he said "Those are nice shoes, but I'd like to see them farther apart and pointed toward Jupiter".....Almost clever, and at least somewhat original......

    Her reply: "I have a better idea, why don't I just shove one up Uranus?"
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Default Re: What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

    Quote Originally Posted by DSUsb19
    *Guy pulls out a quarter* "If I flip this, what are the odds I'll get head?"


    All the more reason why I'm a lesbian...
    ROTFL!

    Creepy homeless-looking old guy: Did it hurt?
    Me @ 18 and working at a restaurant: Did what hurt? (yea, fell for it)
    guy: When you fell from heaven!
    me: Um... no?

    I'm pretty smooth, too!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re: What's your sign? (and other lame pickup lines)

    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52
    Somewhere, I do have a list of lame pickup lines and great comebacks, but the best reply I ever heard came from my own daughter, bless her heart.

    I treated her and some friends out to a jazz club on her birthday, and some ass kept hitting on her. Finally, he said "Those are nice shoes, but I'd like to see them farther apart and pointed toward Jupiter".....Almost clever, and at least somewhat original......

    Her reply: "I have a better idea, why don't I just shove one up Uranus?"
    That's flipping hilarious!!!

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    I lent my commanding officer my personal black book of pickup lines. I will say a few of them and watch my pm inbox swell with sexual offerings. Flowers and Candy are for DORKS. This is going to become one desturbingly erotic thread. Men, if you're reading, next time you're out say as many of these as you can, as fast as you can. Repeat if necissary.

    "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take all your clothes off and dance around a little?"
    "I find the most erotic part of a woman IS the boobie."

    If this fails, there is only one way into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak of course...of Karaoke.

    Someday, you may be lucky to find out why they call me the Valour Fog.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    him: You wanna go out for a pizza and a f*ck?
    me: "...." (trying to repress my inner *ghetto girl*)
    him: (looking all innocent) "What..., you don't like pizza? "

    I ended up dating him for almost 3years...

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    I had a black girl come up to me in a bar & ask me if I liked Kahlua. She then sat down, opened her purse & about 60 condoms fell out. She wanted me to choose the ones I wanted to use. I asked her what she did for a living & she said she was a prostitute. That pretty much ended things.

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    Him: I have something six inches long and two inches wide that will drive you crazy......

    Her: The only thing I know of that fits THAT description is Money.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    my favorite one to use is "can i borrow you?"

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