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    Default I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Ok this is my rant of the day!!!!!!!

    Gillette razor company!!!!!

    Im watching TV and I see this commercial for the Venus "sensations"female razor.

    It vibrates.

    ummmmm
    Are you kidding me???

    Are men this stooo-pid??

    You aint foolin me!!!!!
    Its a covert operation to kill two birds with one stone!!!!

    This is just another attempt at doing away with the species!!!

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    *pity*

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Lmfao!!

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    lol
    its really fuckin with me!!!!!

    I jump in the shower to get ready for work today,I see one on the shower nozzle rack thingys.

    I thought to myself,no way could this small thing posses the required voltage or rpms for my discriminating SO,her toybox is full of shit that plugs into the wall or requires nothing short of a mini nuke reactor,so i had to try it.(not actually "try it"just turned it on and then off,real fast i swear)
    Impressive was all i could think.

    So im running out the door,I kiss the twins and the two teens at home goodbye ,and give my SO a sly look and tell her she will still need me to take the trash out and haul firewood.

    She says huh???

    I says..
    The razor,you know,the one that vibrates(wink wink nudge nudge)
    The one thats in the shower......

    She says..
    "its not mine"

    My teenager daughter says"its mine".


    "all i could say was,love ya bye"and went to work.

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    C O N S P I R A C Y ..........all aimed at you to get rid of other sex until needs for reproduction....soon there will be robot fire carriers and dildos that take out the trash.
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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    My thoughts exactly when I saw that commerical! "ouch" also came to mind..
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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    *pity*
    *raised eyebrow*



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Lol MnM.

    You and I see things very differently... my rant of the day would have been that not enough things vibrate.

    Come to think of it, why doesn't the real thing vibrate?



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Wow.. Hahahaha..

    That's a little disturbing though. I don't think anyone should be thinking of doing anything other than shaving with a razor---vibrating or not.


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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    With a well-timed seizure, mine WOULD vibrate.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    On a serious note, they came out with the men's version of the vibrating razor first.

    Apparently the vibrations raise hairs up (or at least move them from the skin's surface) and allow you to get a better shave.

    However, I'm not sold.



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Does it vibrate horizontally (sounds like slashing would occur) or vertically....methinks I'll have to try it.

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    I swear BigGreen if that damn razor is in the booth tommorow night you'll catch hell. It's bad enough that someone left lotion, now razors. DAMN what is the dj booth coming to. BTW I think we are adding a zip line from the booth to the bar for quicker access. LOL

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    they can't kill spiders so i'd say the male species is safe for a while yet

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Slow down, everyone. I'm taking notes here.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    Ladies... Save your $$$$... I bought one. NOT IMPRESSSED!! I do love my regular venus. I'll stick with my dolphin for bathtime fun!
    Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul... - Marilyn Monroe

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    I love the razor for actual shaving.... it gave me my smoothest shave in a while.

    As for the other-than-shaving fun, well, sorry, but one triple A battery isn't gonna cut it for me. I'll stick with the other toys in my toy chest.

    Speaking of which, it's been a few hours.... Heh....

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    I have one of these that my girlfriend bought for me recently and I think the vibrating mechanism is just a marketing gimmick. I don't think it shaves any closer than a regular razor. Maybe I should stick it up my ass when I jerk off in the shower just to get some value out of it.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Default Re: I cry FOUL!!!Gillette has crossed the line!!!!

    I heard its codename was 'Heaven'
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