"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Lol, does this mean if the rules are broken, you're 86'd from the bar? I think #17 should add "unless you're a woman". And there are too many times still that bar napkin roses are adorably charming, as long as you do not make more than one in one night for the same woman. I guess, I'm just a sucker like that.
...and the day came, when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became worse than the risk it took to blossom.
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