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    Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    Ok custies,my rant for the day is for you,it was a perfect day at work today,except for one guy....

    get it right(him,not nobody here).

    Its WHISTLE while YOU work.
    Not WHISTLE where I work!

    Yes,a whistle works on occasion.
    It fits in perfect to express approval at a strip club.
    If you see something that wets yer whistle,by all means,let one go!!!!
    More power and tweetability to ya!!!!

    heres where it wont work in your favor...

    1.if you do it at the start and end of every song.Once every 3 mins is fucking annoying and if your not spending alot of fucking money to have this overlooked,you run the risk of being "Outed"("outed" is the art of removing a custie from the equasion without actually asking him to leave,It has nothing to do with his sexual orientation)
    2.when you want someones attention.Never whistle for the bartender or the waitress,its just rude.Bad vibes.
    If you "whistle"a dancer over,you better be packin bank,or its going to piss her off.


    Just think of it as a "new rule"

    If your spending alot of fuckin money,only "whistle"2-3 times per 4 hour visit,and not once every 5 mins.
    If your not spending alot of fucking money,ya get one,and thats only because it makes the girls feel good.

    Anything more,and im afraid im going to have to kill you.


    Man,I had such a perfect day today,except for this one fucker!!!!

    Good thing he was spending so much money.



    :::rant over::::

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    right on man. woohoo. whistlers are people in serious need of a bouncer bouncing them on their heads on the way to the police car for that all much sought after jailhouse sex. LOL
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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    *fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    *gets one of those air whistles and just BLOWS it CONSTANTLY*
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    Whistling indoors is EXTREME bad luck in Russian superstition. All my life I've been yelled at for doing it so DON'T DO IT!

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    lol.. it is just fucking rude, I agree.

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    If your spending alot of fuckin money,only "whistle"2-3 times per 4 hour visit,and not once every 5 mins.
    If your not spending alot of fucking money,ya get one,and thats only because it makes the girls feel good.

    Anything more,and im afraid im going to have to kill you.
    Not if I kill him first, and I could care less how much he's spending.


    Said rule should also apply to screaming and barking. I'm not kidding, the other night while my ATF was up on main there was actually some shitkicker rube barking at her.

    I noticed on the way home that there was a full moon out, but ahhh that couldn't have been it.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    Whistling for a bartender or waitress strikes me as very arrogant. I imagine this guy was someone used to having his way.

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    Default Re: Im glad your having so much fun,but im afraid im going to have to kill you now.

    Yeah, there is a special place in hell for whistlers. These egomaniacs are just one more group of twits in SC's that make a dumpy middle-aged guy like me a chick magnate!
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