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    Default Clark's night on the Pole

    Ok, first let me say that Clark is probably one of the coolest dudes I've gotten to know. His openminded P.O.V. makes it really interesting to hear his opinion on his experiences as he goes to become a stripper.

    The problem, is the info is priceless, and what Am I going to do with it? So one way or the other its coming up here. Its a great story, so either he posts it here, or I post our conversation he didn't ask me to keep it confident.

    Anyways the stage is set, and truthfully I was hoping to see some support from the female dancers here showing interest in the opinions of a non-egotistical amature dancer on his first good night.

    RALLY UP!

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    So last night was the fourth time I did male amateur night, but the first time I did well. I started doing it at the urging of my ATF (who was not yet my ATF at that point). My main motivations were attention and a desire to impress the female dancers and change my treatment as a customer.

    I think it's been working. No one SSes me as far as I can tell, ecxcept one travelling girl who may not even be aware of my side activities. I relaize I'm supposed to be going for the fantasy and leaving reality alone according to this board, but that really hasn't been my thing since my first couple visits.

    This month was a new format for male amateur night. Before, the club would open at 1500 as usual, run remale dancer for the day shift (until 2000), then switch over to male night. They would have a bouncer and the previous month's winner feature and everyone else was an amateur. This led to the same three or four guys winning every time. Also, there was always a gap of a couple hours where women just sat around waiting for the place to fill up enough for the contest to start. It also wasn't a great shft for the women, as not a whole lot of guys would come in just to stick around a couple hours, so lot of time was wasted.

    This time, they hired three of the usual winners as features along with the bouncer, skipped the women all together, didn't open the doors until 1800 and started running features about 1930 to pass the time until the contest started at 2130.

    Women don't seem to understand how strip clubs work. Most of them sat back from the stage without tipping. Luckily, half a dozen of the female dancers were there as civilians to demonstrate and things got going after the audience saw the treatment they were getting.

    Against the advice of everyone on the blue board, I lent a stripper money. SHe wanted to be a judge and only brought tipping cash. I'm sure she'll pay me back somehow, but I doubt I'll see the money again.

    It was a very crowded locker room situation with 13 amateurs and four features. The club sometimes runs as many as eighteen dancers, but they don't usually all wait in the locker room at once as the amateurs did. Plus staff and features kept coming and going.

    There seemed to be a wide range of motivations. A lot of the guys were there in hopes of picking up women. A couple are strippers boyfriends. I'm not sure if their girlfriends talked them into stripping or they met each other through stripping, though. One guy's ex-girlfriend was going to apply as soon as she turned 18 in a couple weeks, and he wanted to beat her to getting on the stage. There's another guy who's 80 years old and lives on social security who was also hoping to pick up women, especially the feamle strippers. They humor him because he's old and sweet (two of them got up on stage with him and wore dog collars and leashes), but he doesn't seem to live in reality. There was another guy who looked to be mid fifties, overweight and very hairy, who bailed right before he was supposed to go one.

    It's mostly a good locker room situation, though one guy got very drunk and started proclaiming himself the straightest guy there, there trying to get everyone to look at his penis. He also kept trying to buy weed from me and wouldn't believe me that I did not smoke weed and didn't know where to get it.

    Previous times, I haven't done very well. The staff seemed to really like me, as did a couple audience members, but my scores and tips were lacking. I've been getting into better shape each time though and this time, I tokok some of the previous feedback to heart and shaved my entire body except my chest, arms and pits. My arms aren't very hairy, but my back, legs and ass were and I got a lot of negative reaction about that. What hair I left was trimmed short. I also left a narrow strip above my genitals.

    Note, I'm never touching Nair again. Shaving is effective enough, doesn't dissolve your fingernails and doesn't cause chemical burns. When they say to keep that stuff away from your genitals, they mean it. Shaving my own back was difficult, but I managed.

    I also went with more normal clothes. Before, I went with theme costumes: Clark Kent, Davy Crockett and bus station pervert. Many people came up to me afterward and told me dancing around with a sock on my penis was the wrong way to go that time.

    I've been reluctant to buy clothes for my act because they're sure to cost more than I make in tips, but this time, I bought clothes that I can use on the street. No one seems to sell tight denim short-shorts for men. I ended up buying a kid's size to get the right fit, but they were still knee-length. If I go for this look again, I'll probably have to make my own Daisy Dukes. I also got the flashiest shirt I could find, a belt with flames on it and a bright purple undershirt. I wore my purple newsboy cap I already had. I couldn't find any brightly colored underwaer, So I went with a patterned medium blue thong. Also, I brought chocolate for the judges at the suggestion of one of the dancers. She also wanted me to bring roses, which wasn't practical.

    Instead of my usual acrobatic/contortionist act, I did a very high-energy dancing number inspired by the sencond-place winner at the previous female amateur contest. Several of the judges assumed I was on coke, which is what I was going for. It seems to have paid off as out of 15 judges, I think I got 8 10s. I was still held back by being 5'9" and few cents short of 140 and pretty pale, though.

    I got more tips that all my previous efforts combined (not difficult), including some that I had to retrieve off customers rather than just picking up off the stage. One the the female strippers left a huge handprint on my ass. It's still there 14 hours later as I write this.

    The entire VIP section was filled up with my co-workers, including one who placed second in female amateur night a couple months ago and now moonlights a stripper. She never works days I'm there, so I hadn't realized she had been hired on. I guess my dream of knowing a stripper OTC has been fulfilled.

    I didn't place because it was high-scoring night, but I think if I keep it up, I will sooner or later.

    After the contest, I went out onto the floor. I must say that normal behavior for women in a strip club seems to mostly be stuff that would get guys thrown out instantly, if not banned. Lots of women came up and started grinding on me. And they were even grabbier with the better looking guys.

    In general, female patrons seem to be less emotionally demanding than males. They come in large, horny groups almost exclusively and don't want you to sit and talk with them. They just want action.

    There didn't seem to be any of the customer types I was looking for: Women my age who wanted to sit and talk or older women who very much enjoy the attention of younger men. There were, however, lots of horny drunks.

    It seems that many women rather than wanting you to dance with them, will try to get you to dance for their friends. Their friends don't necessarily even want the attention. i don't see this behavior much in guys. I assume it's because of the girls-nite-out nature of most of the visitors. It's more of a social situation than it is for guys.

    One woman asked me for a lapdance. At the encouragement or here friends, I turned around and started shaking her ass in my face. She then reached around and tried to grab my package through my thong. I told her a girl's got to romance me first and she said bullshit and started demanding I go home with her and lick vagina as she put it. I got another offer to go home with a woman, too.

    I had a lot of fun, but it wasn't really a sexual thrill. Perhaps it would have been if I could have found the right type of customer, but I'm just not into one-night-stands with drunk women. If I were, i'm sure it would have been a great night.

    Management finished off the night by letting two of the female dancers get on the stage together for a song. One of them was my aforementioned co-worker. The other I have a soft spot for largely because I was her first customer. They're apparently dating now. I hadn't seen two on the stage before. I had just assumed it was illegal. I've got to say, I enjoyed that. Of course, knowing them both to a degree and them being an actual couple made it much hotter.

    As a PS, the male strippers who are dating the females impressed me greatly. They never once mentioned this fact to try to impress me, unlike a certain regular, who's always trying to impress me with how he knows a bunch of the dancer OTC and dropping personal info to demonstrate this.
    Last edited by Clark; 07-22-2005 at 01:06 PM.

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    Quick note: I did not actually get on the pole, as amateurs aren't allowed. I did see a guy rack himself on the pole though. Highly amusing in a sadistic sort of way.

    Also, straight women do not tip waitresses at strip clubs. The waitresses seemed to like male strippers, though, so it wasn't too horrible for them.

    I forgot to mention that my ATF told me she was going to be there this time, but wasn't. I'm going to go gripe at her tonight.

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    Woo, insteresting story. How can there be men there hotter than you, though? *shameless flirting* I'm glad it was a fun night. You should just cut the boyshorts and make them into bootyshorts. Or you can give me your measurements and I can make you some. Or..something. Anyway, are you going to do this again?

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    Yep, i do it every month. Here's a picture from last month. I'm the guy on the left. You see what I'm up against?


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    Hey Clark I'll have to come see you next month. I'm a Ranch/Dooks/Lumberyard girl.

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    I thought of another thing I forgot to mention: I wanted validation. I'm not going to go home with a drunk I just met, customer or not, but it was nice that people were offering. Also it was great to have people approach the stage on the stairs for once for attention. Even had a woman who wanted to remove my underwear.

    I was afraid that the higher level of contact was going to weird me out, but it didn't really bother me. However, I wasn't pulling up shirts and sucking on nipples like some of the guys or frenching dollars out of mouths. I'm going to need to talk to a few of the dancers before I try anything more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark
    or frenching dollars out of mouths.

    Good. Money is filthy. I'm always grossed out when i see guys with money in their mouths for female dancers to take with whatever body part. Yuck!

    Call me a hypochondriac...

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