... will not be happening in this thread, but since your here anyways how about helping me put on MY greatest show.
Tommorrow night, I am supposed to put on a huge show at my club, problem is I am lacking ideas at the moment...
Here is the logistics of everything:
I am on stage for two songs, I cannot pull customers onto the stage, I cannot use anything that has to be cleaned up from the stage, I like to use the pole, and I would like to make a lot of money on stage.
I have a few costumes... schoolgirl, police officer, gansta/teacher, firewoman, american bikini set, jungle bikini set, and a inmate outfit. However, I am pretty much sick of all of the above.
So what I need is a)ideas for new outfits b) ways to revamp these outfits with props included. I also need awesome music suggestions.

Dancers, DJ's, dirt old men/and young ones alike... please help me out.