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    Default I need someone to look under my hood

    Ok, I know I am a GUY

    Knock off the *Gasp*ing. Its not funny.

    However in an attempt to impress a SO. *sigh* I lost about 70 lbs. I was about 280, and this morning I weigh in at 214.

    Now, I know its JULY and my hopes for getting in a Bikini by summer are long gone.
    <I don't care what anyone says, I'd make a pretty hot chick> SAY WHAT YOU WANT, YOU KNOW I LOOK GOOD.

    ANYWAYS, So the weight thing didn't work out, and tho I seem to get a lot more beelining for me everywhere else, I've yet again failed to arouse the passion of the vast desert that is my SO. Didn't even notice it.

    The point. I'm happy with the changes, I work out every day and aspire to be the Jergon VonStrangle of StripperWeb. No Wings. JET PACK. well not really, I'd be happier with the 'Peter Parker' of SW.

    My issue is I've noticed with a change in activity and dieting, my skin feels different. Clammy, I ache less which is good, and have more energy, but I start to notice blemishes and zits, and shit.

    So ruling on the fact that I have never felt a dancer's hand I didn't love, or arm, or b00b13s I was thinking you could all through me some suggestions of things to rub all over my rippling shoulders, bicepts, pythons, and thighs that would make me soft to touch like I've always hopped the Charmin Guy would feel.

    Either Or.
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    Default Re: I need someone to look under my hood

    That's probably a dietary thing. When you cut out calories, you have to be careful not to cut out nutrients. My advice is to take vitamins or drink slim fast or something.

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    Default Re: I need someone to look under my hood

    as far as dietary, shes right...but dont forget

    EXFOLIATE!
    EXFOLIATE!
    EXFOLIATE!

    Walmart has some nice lil loofahs and feel-good soaps thatll make you feel smooth all over! LOL

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    Good call. I'm already Smooth as Silk with the ladies, I just need my rough Brawny-esque exterior to reflect whats inside.

    *Sniff*

    smells like bullshit in this post
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    You are changing diet and activity so it is possible you are getting zits and small bumps on the skin due to a DETOX of the body....This i learned when i first started Retin A, i broke out bad, doc. said good you are pushing crap out of you're largest organ...My skin!!!

    Good luck,

    Pamela

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    What cute brown eyes! Ha ha ha.

    Yes, your body is detoxifying. Start drinking tea (I like black, many prefer green) to kick up the process.
    You might also be allergic to some foods, which cause breakouts and goo in the pores.....pay attention to what you eat.
    Yes, exfoliate. There are scrubs, brushes and other grooming implements that can be had for under five bucks that will work miracles.
    I recommend you start taking the famous CLA Tonalin....it will improve your skin texture and firm your muscles, which "chisels" your physique.
    (Your thread title reminded me of Zeppelin's "Trampled Under Foot" LOL.)

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    I try to drink 1 gallon of water daily.....Also get some pills for liver and colon flush-- When I do this my skin clears up for a few days-- freaks out for 3-4 days (all of the toxins being released) then looks like a baby's butt for forever until I repolute is......
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    It's not often you get men posting on this part of the forum asking for advice on body matters! How refreshing!
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    Default Re: I need someone to look under my hood

    Vitamins, water, exfoliate, tonalin as previously suggested. I notice big differences in my skin based on my water intake. Drink lots of water!

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    I concur: Vitamins (don't overdo it), LOTS of water, maybe a good colon cleanse, and stay away from cigs/alcohol. Maybe consider going vegetarian. I am and I look more than 10 years younger than my age and feel great. Hot baths are good too. You actually sweat in the water. Congrats on a healthier lifestyle.

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    Default Re: I need someone to look under my hood

    Tonalin makes my skin really soft.

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    Default Re: I need someone to look under my hood

    Ok,

    Add water to body,
    Vitaminz
    No one is touching this colon <I'm self concious>
    Sorry, I love the cow too much.
    Tonalin injections.

    Ok, I will try these. And follow up.

    I slipped today. a few slices of pizza.
    My Kryptonite

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    Uh, you don't have to inject the Tonalin. It comes in handy capsule form, which you keep in the fridge since the whole nation seems to suffering a warping heat wave.
    Are you gluten sensitive? I stopped eating most refined carbs/ white bread and noticed my skin cleared up.
    Massage your limbs to break up lactic acid build up and get blood flowing through your tissues.....dry brushing is great for the complexion too.
    Gee I wish more men wanted to take care of their skin....pout......start something here Mast....

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