Ok, I know I am a GUY
Knock off the *Gasp*ing. Its not funny.
However in an attempt to impress a SO. *sigh* I lost about 70 lbs. I was about 280, and this morning I weigh in at 214.
Now, I know its JULY and my hopes for getting in a Bikini by summer are long gone.
<I don't care what anyone says, I'd make a pretty hot chick> SAY WHAT YOU WANT, YOU KNOW I LOOK GOOD.
ANYWAYS, So the weight thing didn't work out, and tho I seem to get a lot more beelining for me everywhere else, I've yet again failed to arouse the passion of the vast desert that is my SO. Didn't even notice it.
The point. I'm happy with the changes, I work out every day and aspire to be the Jergon VonStrangle of StripperWeb. No Wings. JET PACK. well not really, I'd be happier with the 'Peter Parker' of SW.
My issue is I've noticed with a change in activity and dieting, my skin feels different. Clammy, I ache less which is good, and have more energy, but I start to notice blemishes and zits, and shit.
So ruling on the fact that I have never felt a dancer's hand I didn't love, or arm, or b00b13s I was thinking you could all through me some suggestions of things to rub all over my rippling shoulders, bicepts, pythons, and thighs that would make me soft to touch like I've always hopped the Charmin Guy would feel.
Either Or.



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