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    I just am being amused at how nieve some of the young guys are when they come into the bar.

    This guy last night was nice enough, but really had no idea how the business works. We were chatting, and I offered a lap dance of course. He doesn't say no, but does respond with "I'm from California, and if you were dancing there you would make sooooo much more money then you do here. The girls there make at least $150-200 evey shift!!"

    I smiled and said "Oh really, good to know." Then he goes on and on about how great it is there for strippers, blah, blah, blah.

    I worked day shift yesterday and cleared just short of $400 . Oh, and he never did buy a dance.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    It's just them California people Ha ha. At least he knew they don't make $1000 a day. You gotta give him that much.

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    Hehehe...that's funny!

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    I find his naivite kinda charming. :p

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    Thats my angle!

    I get butterflies and shit when a dancer approaches me, Business or not, its still a GIRL coming to ME. and its still kinda new, so instead of drooling and stuttering, I jabberjaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    I just am being amused at how nieve some of the young guys are when they come into the bar.

    This guy last night was nice enough, but really had no idea how the business works. We were chatting, and I offered a lap dance of course. He doesn't say no, but does respond with "I'm from California, and if you were dancing there you would make sooooo much more money then you do here. The girls there make at least $150-200 evey shift!!"

    I smiled and said "Oh really, good to know." Then he goes on and on about how great it is there for strippers, blah, blah, blah.

    I worked day shift yesterday and cleared just short of $400 . Oh, and he never did buy a dance.
    Those darn youngins are so cute, arent they?

    I would see them when I went to a club and be amused by them and their need to look cool to their friends while a naked woman is gyrating in front of them. I never really criticized them, though, because that was essentially me at their age. It was sort of a knowing bemusment.

    Paris, if you danced for me during a day shift, I would tip you well, and even give you a ham sandwich for lunch. They dont tip ham sandwiches in California, I can tell you that.

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    LMAO. I can't help laughing when some youngun says something like that. I just can't.

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    awwwwwww

    it's like when a guy pulls out a $50 and thinks he's big time impressed you lol


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    Awwww BURN!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Sadly it's so bad in California right now you'd be damn lucky to go home with $150-$200.

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    lol i love kids like that, they crack me up so much. What i hate is when a guy gives you a $10 tip and expects you to jump around in joy. Or when they come up to the stage and hold out a dollar bill and then wonder why you're not throwing yourself at them. grrr i'm gettin sick of people like that.
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    they are still "wet behind the ears"

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    When I was dancing in Vegas this guy was going on and on to me about how much more money I could make dancing in San Diego.....hmmm.....not from what I heard buddy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Paris, if you danced for me during a day shift, I would tip you well, and even give you a ham sandwich for lunch. They dont tip ham sandwiches in California, I can tell you that.
    MMMMMMMMMMM Ham sandwiches!! Yesterday I got some Baklava and a piece of cheesecake (customer owns a bakery).


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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    lol i love kids like that, they crack me up so much. What i hate is when a guy gives you a $10 tip and expects you to jump around in joy. Or when they come up to the stage and hold out a dollar bill and then wonder why you're not throwing yourself at them. grrr i'm gettin sick of people like that.
    This may be one reason I've not been in a strip club for some time. Hell, I've been thrown out of some of the best churches in town just for making change at the offering plate.
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    LOL are you serious?
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

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    California is one of the worst places to dance in moneywise.

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    I won't jump for $10, but for $50, "you are gettin' warm!"

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    Fuck man is it really this slow everywhere right now? It sucks here in Providence, RI too. I've got one regular who is keeping me above water that's for damn sure aside from that I'm real lucky to pull even $300 right now.
    In a black light trance, then go go dance...

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    California used to be good.. back in the day.. early 90's...


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    ^^...before all the lawsuits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    LOL are you serious?
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