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    Default Spotting strippers at the airport

    Many times while traveling there are delays at the airport for many reasons. During the wait its the best time to girl-watch. Always asked myself, How a stripper looks like or how she dresses when she is traveling.? Does she looks sleazy all the time? How she walks? etc etc. Yeah... I'm bored today!
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    I am pretty sure they just blend in with the rest of the non-dancer girls at the airport. I know alot of dancers that if you didn't know they danced you wouldn't be able to tell they danced out on the street.

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    You have to ask yourself, does a mascot for a sporting event wear their costume when they're not working? Can't say I ever saw the San Diego Chicken doing his grocery shopping wearing his chicken suit.

    When I danced I had my clothes for "work" and when I was not working I looked just like everyone else.

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    I dont know girls but you always conserve the exotic look even when you are in plain clothes. I have seen you outside the club and there is something different in your ....I dont know maybe is atitude?
    Yes...I think is self confidence and you look better(a lot better) than the other non-stripper female population.
    The walking is different....maybe because you dance a lot and tune your walking.
    My guess.....
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    this is amusing as all hell....

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    I have to admit, when I see a 20-something girl with a $1000 handbag with her Juicy tracksuit and high-heeled shoes showing off well-pedicured feet, I think "stripper".

    and is she has implants, no matter what else she's got on, I think "stripper".

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    Hey let the guy believe all he wants. It's all about fantasy the airports can be pretty boring and you need something to make it interesting.

    I wit ya poriland, although i always have dirty thought. Like when you see a hot teacher I always think "I can't wait until she becomes a stripper"

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    Any girl I see that is attractive, I just assume she's a stripper. Or a nurse. Or a MILF. Or....

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    Hehehe I play this game the EXACT opposite. Walking through the airport, I try to guess which guys are going to be in the strip club that night and which ones are going to SPEND versus the cheapskates.

    I also sat next to a customer from the club on a plane from NOLA back to Texas. We were on the same flight home.

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    its your image transcending..........maybe its your karma for being naked....so maybe the male xsi senses you in your naked conscience....
    I'm really bored!
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    Default Re: Spotting strippers at the airport

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I have to admit, when I see a 20-something girl with a $1000 handbag with her Juicy tracksuit and high-heeled shoes showing off well-pedicured feet, I think "stripper". and i[f] she has implants, no matter what else she's got on, I think "stripper".
    The tall blonde at ATL in 2002? you saw her too? The one they singled out to give a thorough search to.

    I guess in case she was the bomb.

    And she was!!
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stipperella
    I am pretty sure they just blend in with the rest of the non-dancer girls at the airport. I know alot of dancers that if you didn't know they danced you wouldn't be able to tell they danced out on the street.
    There aren't any that walk through the airport carrying a sign that says "Stripper"?
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    not a bomb......a missile! a percussion device....yikes!

    You are right Kat!...NOLA, voila!; have been there and is a good spot....Dallas too, especially gates that have flights to NOLA. I think this is becoming more of a science than an obsession.
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    maybe you are not looking close enough LW........

    For you who remember " The scent of a woman", for me is the "Scent of a stripper".......

    dying of boredom here......help!
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I have to admit, when I see a 20-something girl with a $1000 handbag with her Juicy tracksuit and high-heeled shoes showing off well-pedicured feet, I think "stripper".

    and is she has implants, no matter what else she's got on, I think "stripper".
    ROFLAO!! Exactly!

    Twentysomething to early thirties, very lean body and implants. Even in sweats and a t-shirt I can spot this bodytype, and "stripper" is usually the first thought that comes to mind. Especially when I'm flying into or out of Las Vegas!

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    Default Re: Spotting strippers at the airport

    I've never really thought about whether a girl was a stripper or not by the way she was dressed. There are always ladies that attract my attention & stand apart from the crowd. It could be the way they dress, looks or personality. It would be funny to find out how many guys have scoped out the "strippers" only to get on a plane & be sitting next to a male stripper for the entire flight & not even know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Hehehe I play this game the EXACT opposite. Walking through the airport, I try to guess which guys are going to be in the strip club that night and which ones are going to SPEND versus the cheapskates.

    I also sat next to a customer from the club on a plane from NOLA back to Texas. We were on the same flight home.
    So what was the contact like? Two way? How was mileadge? And mostly, how much did he charge for your flight next to him.

    See I always notice the stripper in public,

    Its the nails, the Poofy hair, the lack of clothing, and the inter racial eye-liner. Sometimes they are climbing the walls with their spider-abilities, but often they just stair at me cause I am not paying them. They're super quiet and they wisper for me to do things often, like stab the guy next to me. They don't have a reflection and they pee standing up. You can smell them coming, they smell like gasoline and gunpowder. They're always clacking their chewing gun, and often are cracking walnuts in their armpits. It annoys lots of people. But the sure sign you've seen a stripper in public is when she walks up to you, dressed entirely in black, tells you to take the blue pill, and when you do, turns into some animal resembling fred from "Drop Dead Fred" then leaves in a puff of smoke that spells out 'Top Gun' as it disappates into the oxygen.

    Carry aerosol scent augmentors on you at all time. Pine-Fresh keeps them off.

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    I just go to the train station and try to spot the nuns. It's cheaper, and I am usually correct.
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    haha... you guys are funny.

    I play that game at school. I go to a school with LOTS of us, so i'ts not that hard. Plus this one girl was wearing her work shoes one day (7 inch clear plastic heals) That one was so obvious, I had to say she borrowed them or something! lol.

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    In walking from where I park to where I work, I started noticing the classic signs of an infestatation at a little 4-plex that I walk by. You know, bunny head stickers and that sort of crap on the cars. Well, the other day, a pitbull runs down the steps to woof me on my way and I look up to see one of the the girls from the local SC talking to a gangster looking punk on the front porch.

    And all I can ask myself is; why is it always pitbulls?

    It was about 10 miles from the airport.

    Although, when I run into the stripperfriends at the gym, they're usually wearing plain old sweats.

    And regular old nonstripper girls are wearing fishnet t-shirts at the mall.
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    Over the years I've given a fair few dancers lifts to/from work in the UK. With one or two exceptions I'd have to say most of them dress down with the deliberate intent of not looking glamorous. It makes it easier for them to use public transport and not get into unwanted conversations, etc.

    The usual giveaway, (and you'd have to really know dancers to spot it), is the small wheeled suitcase some of the more professional dancers use to carry their costumes in.

    So: hair in a ponytail, no make-up, nondescript jeans and t-shirt + small but heavy wheeled suitcase and I tend to think: "dancer".

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    LMFAO !

    Mast, your post was outragously funny !

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    Here is a photo of a stripper trying to blend in at the airport. I think she did a pretty good job!

    http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/flight_attendant.jpg


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Here is a photo of a stripper trying to blend in at the airport. I think she did a pretty good job!

    http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/flight_attendant.jpg
    Yeah, I'd have never guessed.
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