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    Help me please oh Music Gods!

    I am looking for a very old blues/jazz song a friend used to dance to ages ago. But I don't know the srtist or the name of the song. (I know I know!)

    Anyway, the premise of the song is covertly singing about herself, but she's talking about a chair.

    One of the verses is something like this: "...a back like this; not for miles around..." She alos goes on about how comfey the seat is and how sleek the legs are, yada, yada, yada. I really want to do a themed set with this song, but I can't do it if I can't find the song.

    Thanks huns! If anyone can help, I know you guys can. My work Dj is all about the rap and rock. Anything out side of that; he's clueless.
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    Default Re: Help me please oh Music Gods!

    ok,its prob not gonna help,but i swear its etta james off an old album i just cant get to right now.

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    Default Re: Help me please oh Music Gods!

    one of two possibilities:

    I just wanna make love to you by Etta James or
    Leave your hat on?


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    Default Re: Help me please oh Music Gods!

    HAHA! I used to use that ages ago in New Orleans. I still got a couple copies of it....
    It makes for a fun skit if you've got the attitude and outfit to pull it off

    If I Can't Sell It - Ruth Brown

    I own a secondhand furniture store and I think my prices are fair,
    Course this real cheap guy I know came in one day.
    Saw this chair he wanted to buy, but he wouldn't, claimed the price was too high.
    So I looked straight in the eye, and this was my reply...

    If I can't sell it, I'm gonna sit down on it. I ain't gonna give it away.
    Now darling if you want it, you're gonna have to buy it.
    And I mean just what I say.

    Now how would you like to find this waitin at home for you every night.
    Only been used once or twice but it's still nice and TIGHT! Whoa...
    So if I can't sell it, I'm gonna keep sittin on it. I ain't gonna give it away.

    Now you can't find a better pair of legs in town and a back like this, huh,
    not for miles around.
    And that is why if I can't sell it, I'm going to recline upon it. Why should I give it away?

    Because it's made for comfort, built for wear and tear.
    Where else could you find such an easy chair! Haa... Whoa...
    If I can't sell it, darling I'm gonna sit down on it. I don't see the need to give it away.

    Because it's lush, plush, slick and sleak.
    Darling, a high class speech like this at any price is cheap!
    So if I can't sell it, I'm gonna sit back down on it. Why should I give it away?

    Now look at this nice bottom, ain't it easy on the eye,
    guaranteed to support any weight or size! Whoa...
    If I can't sell it, I'm just gonna keep sittin on it. Don't ask me to give it away.

    ***I always cut it before the next verse, it's already @ 3-4 mins by now and musically it's a good stopping point anyway***

    Now, I have really had my fill of folks always comin around with their hands stuck out, wantin something, don't want to give up nothing.
    Now if you want this, put your hand in your stash and give me some cash.
    Now if you want something for free, go to the Salvation Army, don't come runnin to me.
    Now this is not Saint Paul's place, this is Ruth's place. Read my lips. NO FREE TRIPS!
    And you can look at me and see I have not been starvin darling.
    Now I have a few daimonds that I haven't even taken off to dust lately.
    Now you are not getting anything around here for free.
    Show me the color of your money.
    GOODBYE!
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    Default Re: Help me please oh Music Gods!

    I am trying to download it now but it keeps coming up with errors.. I can't wait to hear it. Sounds fun!

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    Default Re: Help me please oh Music Gods!

    B you so rock!!! That is totally the one!

    I love you so much for that!
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