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    Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

    A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.
    The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

    The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

    Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.
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    Default Re: Cavemen, who needs 'em -- certainly not cavewomen

    Heh, heh..I knew it. Even cavewomen were able to figure out, I'm sick of his sh*t. I don't need him!

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    ^LOL.. Hell yeah!

    You go, Cavegirls!

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    Default Re: Cavemen, who needs 'em -- certainly not cavewomen

    20 cm = 7.87 Inches

    3 cm = 1.18


    That thing's life sized?

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    Default Re: Cavemen, who needs 'em -- certainly not cavewomen

    For those nights when Neanderthal Man forgot to smoke-signal home when out late hunting/gathering with the guys...
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    Well, when the big old sabretooth came calling, how much good was that dildo then, I ask you?

    Or when the cave needed painting?
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    LOLOL Polecat!


    Ask Hulk Hogan. He's about the closest thing to a real caveman we have left. That guy is such an oafing neanderthal. I bet his knuckles are scarred from years of dragging.
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    Default Re: Cavemen, who needs 'em -- certainly not cavewomen

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    20 cm = 7.87 Inches

    3 cm = 1.18


    That thing's life sized?
    If my math is correct, wouldn't that yield a 3.70 inch girth? I'd say that's average, especially for the time period.


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    Wooo hoooo! Big old cavemen!

    I guess that was before they figured out the wonders of the vibrator! I loooove my bullet!
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