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    I do bachelor partys, and birthday partys. Does anybody else? Do you do a speech before you dance? Or if you work at a club what you say before you give someone a dance?

    Mine...

    "Hi im Ms. Grand Prix (i dont get to chose my name), im your entertainment for the night. If me or my driver sees someone taking a picture I will leave. Also, You dont have to sit on your hands, you can touch ass and tittys, but not my goodies. Im here to have a good time so lets get started."

    Im thinking about adding "Im a dancer and not a prostitute so please dont ask me for a hand job, blow job, or sex." Its getting so annoying so i really want to add it.

    Whats your speech?
    Should I add or delete anything from mine,

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    I'd soften it up a little to make it sound less like you're giving rules and more like you're setting guidelines.

    "Hi, I'm Ms Grand Prix...I'm really excited to be here, and I can't wait to wait to have your hungry hands all over my tits and ass...but not my cookie! It's a little too sweet to share, I like to keep that one for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. Also, I'm a little camera shy, so no pictures or video...I don't want to have to take my ball home, ok? Now, let's have a good time..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    I'd soften it up a little to make it sound less like you're giving rules and more like you're setting guidelines.

    "Hi, I'm Ms Grand Prix...I'm really excited to be here, and I can't wait to wait to have your hungry hands all over my tits and ass...but not my cookie! It's a little too sweet to share, I like to keep that one for my girlfriend, if you know what I mean. Also, I'm a little camera shy, so no pictures or video...I don't want to have to take my ball home, ok? Now, let's have a good time..."
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    ^ Score one for Mr. Hyde!

    Try his and see if it works.

    I kinda liked giving the hard-a*s lecture......

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    Having been on the receiving end of the hard ass lectures from strippers at bachelor parties, I know how it takes the wind out of the sails a little. She's more likely to get repeat business from other guys there if it looks like she's cool, you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    Having been on the receiving end of the hard ass lectures from strippers at bachelor parties, I know how it takes the wind out of the sails a little. She's more likely to get repeat business from other guys there if it looks like she's cool, you know?
    I am a cool person

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    I have my bouncer do it, but yeah, sometimes they can be harsh, and I'm like "hey, lighten up"

    He says something along the lines of "hey everybody, listen up. Before she comes out I have a few rules.
    1. No touching unless you're invited to.
    2. No Cameras
    3. No cell phones out during the dance. If I see one, I'll have to take it until the end of the show (this is to avoid camera pics)
    4. Remember that the better the tipping the better the show
    5. Be respectful and remember to have fun

    and if there's girl spectators in the room, sometimes they'll say " and for you ladies, if you have a problem seeing a naked women, or if there is a guy that you like that you might have some difficulty seeing a naked woman approach, please leave the room until the party is done."

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