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    Ive had the misfortune of having my AC in my apartment and in my car go on the fritz within a week of each other. That 30 minute drive down Route 95 to go to work in Philly now has lovely implications, especially that on any given day much of 95 can be blocked due to construction. A 30 minute drive can turn into an hour of bumper to bumper traffic without notice.

    Help me cope! E-mail me pictures of cool temperatures! PM me with Cool Breezes! Snail me me some snow! Anything! I'll even take a nice little zephyr, if one can spare it.

    Man, this sucks. Just call me Stinky.
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    You aint kidding my fizzle it's hot a shizzle.

    I live in the city and had to leave my place to run an errand. My balls are hanging to my knees. The pavement is hot a shit.

    I also have to go to Jersey City today. I am not looking forward to taking the subways.

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    Uh, it's been up to 116 here. The other day I looked at the forecast and saw it was "only" supposed to get up to 109 that day. People are literally dying out here without AC.

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    Ya I'm in Az and yes we have a few hot ones I know it read 130 one day thats way too hot . The 109 with low humidity isnt bad to me that wet stuff is what kills you - out here when its dry the sweat drys before you get that sticky yucky feeling . I feel for all of you who have the 80% humidity !

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    So hot out. I'm sweating like a whore in church.

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    AZ here too.

    I've got me a nasty case of heat rash!!!!
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    it is hot. i just got done reading a story in the news about a dog who wondered into a industry park and died in a box because he had no food and no water. please make sure that not only you cool your selves off, but that you cool your animals off too.

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    My dog won't leave my apartment to go tot he bathroom.. he is so lazy

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    <fans PJ> Sending you some cool Chicago temps. It finally cooled off here, after a rainstorm last nite. I have a pic somewhere, w/snow in it from a couple years ago, I'll try to dig it up. This past Sat., temp was 101, heat index, 110.
    P.S. sorry to hear about your A/C breaking, in both car & home!
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    Yeah, out here in Palm Springs it's been around the 120's. We've had some nasty humidity also. It is just completely miserable. By the end of the day, my skin swells up so much that I can't get my shorts off. It's too hot for clothing. I'll be in the backyard naked in the kiddy pool.

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    OMG, I feel sorry for all of you dealing with such intense heat. I thought I was going to go crazy when it hit 87 the other day. ( I'm in the Bay Area ) Anyway, suddenly the weather doesn't seem so bad here after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by showgirlschloe
    my skin swells up so much that I can't get my shorts off. It's too hot for clothing. I'll be in the backyard naked in the kiddy pool.
    Those must be some tight shorts. Any pics of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by leebay88
    My dog won't leave my apartment to go tot he bathroom.. he is so lazy
    Ohhhh.. I have that problem too!!! Fido looks at me like I am crazy, he'd much rather pee on the carpet then go outside!!1

    Plus the AC broke at work today... YUCK... It's hard to act sexy when you are sweating like a _____.

    Luckily they fixed it quickly, but not before half the shift was over and I was drunk. Oh well...
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    Tiger says "Leave me alone it is too hot out and now it's raining, I'm going back to dreaming about smelling other dogs butts"

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    Lol Vyanka. Made me think of the other version. Sweating like a pimp with one ho.
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    I hate the heat, and I'm not a huge fan of summer. I live in the wrong country.

    There's two seasons here - summer and not summer. Back in December (I think), we had 3 straight weeks of 40-45 degree weather (Celcius) and I had no air conditioning. I arrived home midway through the second week to discover that my landlord had installed a kick-ass air conditioner in my unit. He dropped by the next day to apologise for not getting my permission first. I told him to shut up, have a beer and magnanimously forgave him for surprising me with major appliances.

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