SOme guy LICKED MY HAIR tonight.![]()
Why, WHY, WHY am I such a wierdo magnet?
Please, ladies, tell me I am not the ONLY one!





SOme guy LICKED MY HAIR tonight.![]()
Why, WHY, WHY am I such a wierdo magnet?
Please, ladies, tell me I am not the ONLY one!
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When you perform... you are out of yourself--larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic. This is power. This is glory on earth. And it is yours, nightly.
--Agnes De Mille
lol! its not you, its your club![]()
<Rhiannon_SW> :that's where Jimmy Hoffa went!* Rhiannon_SW gasps.




::shivers:: o god. I seem to be attracting the foot guys lately. And I hate feet so i won't let them touch them @ all.
Once had a guy that made me put on my heels and step onto his balls, then after about 3 minutes i had to haul off and kick him as hard as i could. I always thought he was weird but i heard about this one custy that my friend had.
(this is gross)
He would come in once or twice a month and have her either pee in a cup and he would drink it or he would lay down and she would straddle him and just pee on his face/chest.
yep...there's some sick guys out there!
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.





Bleah! Sorry to hear this girls
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
too funny...how can this shit happen... I'd love to read a "most bizarre customer" thread...
I get all the weirdos wherever I go. In my day job I get them, when I've danced, when I go out. I swear I just attract them. It keeps my life interesting though so I don't complain.





Originally Posted by colleen
I keep telling you girls, Its the red hair!Originally Posted by Bridgette
I believe Gynger and Lilith have have shared a few good weirdo stories with us.
Former SCJ now in rehab.





I had a guy bite my nipple the other day. So hard he bruised my damn nipple. >_<
A guy who wanted my feet near his head at all times.
A guy who liked sucking my fingers.
.... the list goes on.




recently had a guy that wanted me to "pet" him and tell him he was a good boy
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.





There's a guy in the London area nicknamed Paverotti. Loves to sniff dancer's feet, and has been known to announce in a loud voice, "madam, your feet stink".
He also carries a heavy wooden ruler about so the dancers can spank him!
Phil.



Has anyone met the guy who says "Underneath that beautiful hair, I'll bet there's a sensitive young woman who would like to dress up as a circus clown and spank me with a cheese grater until 2:00 AM." ?
For some reason, after reading that, I cannot get this image of Dick Cheney out of my mind.
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.
I had one guy ask me to dress up like his babysitter. He even brought an outfit of hers in!!




ever get the guys that say you remind them of someone? Back in the day i met a guy that wanted a dance from me b/c i looked like his niece. I didn't do it b/c that was just too weird, he wanted to call me her name...that's disturbing
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.



Originally Posted by kryssy
All I can say is that dem's two weird dudes.Originally Posted by Hanna83
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.
I have a custy that comes in every once in a blue man and gets several dances from me.... While I am dancing for him he always wants me to put my armpits in his face, blow my breath in his face, and sniff my ass...... He has bought several pairs of worn thongs off of me and the last pair he bought he asked if I would "please stick my finger up my ass before taking the thongs off so that he could smell my ass on my thongs" and he has also said he would pay me $40.00 if I would fart in his face......
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Needless to say, he is the ONLY customer that I never feel like I have to worry about how sweaty or smelly I may be by the end of the dances!!!!
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!!![]()
Wow, that's a guy with some issues.Originally Posted by AlwaysGabrielle
Although I must say, you must have one HECK of an ass for this guy to want to smell it so badly. Can I see a pic?
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I guess I'm just a "normal" guy for needing nothing more than a regular ole lapdance to make me happy.![]()
LOL! That reminds me of my fart story... so I'm in the champagne room dancing for my regular and I turned around stradling him facing away from him, with my hands on the floor in front of the couch and proceeded to shake my booty for a few moments, then I got back up and straddled him again facing forward but I guess that I must have shook things up and I accidently farted. I seriously never felt it coming. I tried to continue on and pretend it didn't happen, hoping that he didn't notice but he stops, looks at me and goes "did you just fart?" and I'm like "yes, yes I did." and luckily he was a biker so he definately appreciates potty humor and he just thought it was funny. None the less I was embarassed as all hell but it made for a good standing joke between us.
In a black light trance, then go go dance...



I have a strawberry tattooed on the back of my neck and one day I went to the store with my hair up and the guy in line behind me licked my neck!!! Ick!!
Posted this before, but will mention this real short here.
I went out with three girls to a private party.
One young man at the party (late teens, early twenties) became so obsessed with my hair.
He kept playing with it, playing with it. Would not let go anywhere. He kept saying he had never seen anybody with such fine hair.
I finally told him, if he wanted, he could buy it.
He bought it. Got good sum of money for my hair.
Giselle Rine W. , -------- 127 Chesterfield.
You weren't on Match Game in 1974.

I'm sorry I thought you knew the world is just wierdo's you can't escape them!Originally Posted by colleen
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Any attention is better than NO attention!LOL!
Devilution Imaging!
"Sexy...sexy as hell"
How did that work? You shaved your head? Or just cut off a piece?Originally Posted by grinew127
OMG I just got this mental image of trying to squeeze a fart out for the $40.and he has also said he would pay me $40.00 if I would fart in his face......
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When my wife was dancing, she had this customer one night who kept getting dance after dance after dance. After about 300 dollars worth, he leaned in close to her and said, in a really husky sexy voice "You remind me so much of my DAUGHTER." She quickly excused herself, came to the booth and did the most hilarious "icky dance" i have ever seen. Also, she used to have a guy who would come in and get VIP's and all he wanted to do was brush her hair. She never even had to take her dress off, just sit there and get her hair brushed, sometimes for 2 or 3 hours. Hey, different strokes.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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