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    Do you guys really like this?!

    So I decided to take up a new sport. Golf.

    Actually it was my bartender's fault, for telling me "You can't play; your boobs are too big." So being me, I'm thinking "I'll show him that @#*&%$!!!"

    So the very next day I go and buy clubs, bag, gloves, balls then whole nine yards.

    And actually I'm pretty damn good at it, and I really like playing that game.

    So my question is, when you go to a new SC; wold this be a turn-on if you found out that a dancer is a golfer too?

    (I've been cheesy lately and just wearing my Callaway hat at work instead of fixing my hair,lol.) So obviously I get asked about it.

    Well guys should I keep it quiet, or answer yes if I get asked?

    And is a turn-on or not?
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    Default Re: Do you guys really like this?!

    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    So my question is, when you go to a new SC; wold this be a turn-on if you found out that a dancer is a golfer too?
    If you find one that is into disc golf, send her my way, would you? I can always use a cheap date.


    Well guys should I keep it quiet, or answer yes if I get asked?
    If they can afford the greens fees, they've probably got lots of expendible income. I say go for it.

    And is a turn-on or not?
    I'm not sure about turn on, but I don't know too many guys who would be turned away by knowing that the dancer entertaining them shares a similar pasttime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    So my question is, when you go to a new SC; wold this be a turn-on if you found out that a dancer is a golfer too?

    Well guys should I keep it quiet, or answer yes if I get asked?

    And is a turn-on or not?
    Doesn't particularly turn me on or off. I assume dancers have normal lives too (and interests other than shaking their asses) outside the club

    If it's a turn-off to anyone, well, then I would think they are pretty screwy and you're probably better off not dancing for them.

    Just be yourself.

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    I look for dancers who play sports. They're less likely to do drugs, get pregnant, smoke, get wasted... Plus they have something else to talk about. One of my favorites was a state pole vaulting champion, and I could really connect with that.

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    Default Re: Do you guys really like this?!

    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    And actually I'm pretty damn good at it, and I really like playing that game.
    wish i could say the same. yet, i continue to play...LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    Well guys should I keep it quiet, or answer yes if I get asked?
    why keep it quiet? i'm not into the talking game, but it's something to talk about. although, if you talk about golf scores just make sure your score is much higher than his. the last thing any bad golfer wants is to be upstaged by a stripper.
    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    And is a turn-on or not?
    no, not really. unless, you play golf in the nude.
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    Default Re: Do you guys really like this?!

    I play when I can. I'm definitely not "pretty damn good at it"...I've only broken 90 once but its fun if your a masochist.

    In the right frame of mind, talking to a dancer cum golfer could be enjoyable and maybe even a little sexy especially if she spins some of the golf terms into a sexy reparte.

    WOOD Well, we sure hope for that although depending upon the alcohol consumption "it" can transmogrify from hickory to balsa. Maybe if the dancer is feeling benevolent she will pretend the balsa is really "naughty" pine

    IRON She'll use this term flirtatiously describing a custys biceps and pecs ~Oh, you are so HARD... I bet you work out every day ~ In reality, shes just upping the SS level, pissed that she hasnt emptied your wallet yet

    HOLE-IN-ONE Or Hole-in-one hundred dollars depending if your Derek or a real customer
    (Sorry about that...jay pls edit me LOL)

    WEDGE Too close to "wedgie" from a guys point of view but could be stimulating if it was one of our Blue Girls. Imagine that thong streched up tight to the snapping point

    PUTTER In Ohio we dont call them dicks...thats so pedestrian

    Birdie, bogie, double bogie...those were tough ones. Well, "double" does have potential

    Any other play on words you can think of?

    Didnt mean to hijack...I better post on topic real quick. To answer Kitanas original question, yes I think it would not only be sexy but also fun. But since you are a Callaway girl, dont be surprised if the Big Bertha vs. Great Big Bertha debate comes up

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    Doesn't really matter to me, though if you're good at it that's cool; I suck at golf if it's not on the PC.
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    I HATE golf, so, no, it wouldn't be a turn-on!
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    Stripper's that play golf are awesome. I have several friends that I will go play a couple of rounds of golf with on occasion. Remember dancers are people too. They come from all walks of life and have various hobbies.

    Now titty bar golf tournaments, that's a different story. Don't think I have ever really played more than three holes during one of these. Still lot's of fun!
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    Thanks guys! I'll have to mention a club tourny to my boss, he plays quite a bit. But I'm like the only girl at work that does play so that should be interesting....

    I'm in a scramble on Tues, so I hope it will be fun.

    Although, I'm a little nervous; I've never played with these guys before and they are all pretty good. But I am hitting around 200 yards on my drives now, so I hope I'm ok. But they tell me scrambles are mostly about schmoozing and getting toasted.

    Thanks again!

    FBR, make sure to keep your head down and your follw through level with the ball, and relax; it's just a game.....
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    I'm not sure about turn on, but I don't know too many guys who would be turned away by knowing that the dancer entertaining them shares a similar pasttime.
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    Makes no difference to me. Strippers are allowed to have hobbies outside of work after all. However, if you start giving a shot-by-shot recap of your last round to a custie who isn't interested, then I could see it being a turn off.

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    Guys from the club may be thinking about a foursome with Kitana as par, at least if you get into the rough. If it is a foursome, they won't miss many holes. If it happens, just avoid those sand traps; I hear putting out there can be painful.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    I'm in a scramble on Tues, so I hope it will be fun.
    Scrambles are a blast. And if the teams are truly balanced the results can be surprising. I played in a customer scramble a few years ago. I was watching our "D" player hit off the practice tee and he whiffed more shots than he hit. And when he did make contact, if you want to call it that, the results were ugly fades that only went about 150 yards max. I thought, oh well, I'll just drink more beer and not worry about it. Well, turns out that even though his full swing sucked the dude could putt like a mutha. He made a double break 20 foot birdie putt on the finishing hole allowing us to turn in a score of 10 under which was good enough for first place. I felt like giving him my $50 share of the winnings (I didnt, of course, but I did buy him a beer afterwards )

    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    Although, I'm a little nervous; I've never played with these guys before and they are all pretty good. But I am hitting around 200 yards on my drives now, so I hope I'm ok. But they tell me scrambles are mostly about schmoozing and getting toasted.
    Youre right about the schmoozing. Even hard core golfers usually relax in a scramble..unless of course there is a big purse and a lot of side bets.

    I dont know about women golfers but guys lie about their drives all the time. I cant tell you how many dudes have told me in casual golf conversation "Oh, I usually hit about 250-275 off the tee". Then you go out with them and discover the truth A consistent 200 yds off the tee is respectable for a weekend golfer especially if you can keep it in play. I can hit a little further than that usually but I spend a lot of time communing with nature on my second shot

    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    FBR, make sure to keep your head down and your follw through level with the ball, and relax; it's just a game.....
    Thats good advice I do try to do that LOL both the head down and the relaxing part. It's not easy though. You just know that when you feel the clubface strike the ball, its gonna be a shot that would make Tiger bow down and worship your golfing prowess

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