Have you noticed how LITTLE people offer you to have sex with them? The MOST ever offered to me was $500. Of course I worked only two months, but still. Maybe I'll get offered more later (like I'd do it!).
A conversation I had:
C: I'll give you 300 to sleep with me.
M: No thank you, *giggle!*
C: How about 500?
M: That's illegal hunny! *giggle*
C: What if I use a condom?
WTF? Why does the condom make a difference?! Hahaha. Silly custies.
What about you? What have you been offered? I want to hear the dumbest and the best.![]()




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