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    Default Of COURSE I'm a cheap hooker!

    Have you noticed how LITTLE people offer you to have sex with them? The MOST ever offered to me was $500. Of course I worked only two months, but still. Maybe I'll get offered more later (like I'd do it!).

    A conversation I had:

    C: I'll give you 300 to sleep with me.
    M: No thank you, *giggle!*
    C: How about 500?
    M: That's illegal hunny! *giggle*
    C: What if I use a condom?


    WTF? Why does the condom make a difference?! Hahaha. Silly custies.

    What about you? What have you been offered? I want to hear the dumbest and the best.

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    They always try to get it for free first.
    "Look buddy, your mother might have taken cheap bids back in her day, but the inflation rates have been crazy! Haven't you thought of that?"

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    Default Re: Of COURSE I'm a cheap hooker!

    i've been offered $2000 before, I just laughed and told him i had a boyfriend. it was just like yours, started low and worked it's way up. some of the girls i used to work with told me that when a guy asked me how much, i should say some random number like $8,579.34 but i've never done that b/c what if one day some crazy guy said "alright, lets go"

    why can't they accept that we're fantasy!! grrr...i hate feeling like a hooker
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    What about you? What have you been offered? I want to hear the dumbest and the best.
    Not strictly on topic, but the philosopher George Bernard Shaw reputedly had a conversation with a rather pompous woman who was annoying him at a dinner party.

    He asked her if she would sleep with someone for ten thousand pounds. She replied mischeviously that it would depend on the man. Shaw asked if she'd sleep with him for ten pounds. The woman was insulted and replied:

    "What do you think I am?"

    Shaw's reply: "Madam, we've already established what you are. I'm just finding out the price".

    And from the Ruba'iyat of Omar Khayyam:

    "A religious man said to a whore, "You're drunk",
    "Caught every moment in a different snare."
    She replied, "Oh priest, I am what you say",
    "Are you what you seem?"


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    A guy walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He sits down, and asks her if he gave her a million dollars would she have sex with him. She says sure. He then ask, well, how about $100?

    She says, absolutely not--what do you think I am, a whore?

    He replies, we've already established that, now we're negotiating price!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W
    Not strictly on topic, but the philosopher George Bernard Shaw reputedly had a conversation with a rather pompous woman who was annoying him at a dinner party.

    He asked her if she would sleep with someone for ten thousand pounds. She replied mischeviously that it would depend on the man. Shaw asked if she'd sleep with him for ten pounds. The woman was insulted and replied:

    "What do you think I am?"

    Shaw's reply: "Madam, we've already established what you are. I'm just finding out the price".
    I heard the same story, only it was Oscar Wilde!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W
    Not strictly on topic, but the philosopher George Bernard Shaw reputedly had a conversation with a rather pompous woman who was annoying him at a dinner party.

    He asked her if she would sleep with someone for ten thousand pounds. She replied mischeviously that it would depend on the man. Shaw asked if she'd sleep with him for ten pounds. The woman was insulted and replied:

    "What do you think I am?"

    Shaw's reply: "Madam, we've already established what you are. I'm just finding out the price".

    And from the Ruba'iyat of Omar Khayyam:

    "A religious man said to a whore, "You're drunk",
    "Caught every moment in a different snare."
    She replied, "Oh priest, I am what you say",
    "Are you what you seem?"


    Phil.
    Mr Shaw once asked another writer Virginia Woolf, about the same question.

    she replied.

    "I find reality to be so boring, I have little to do with it as much as possible.
    You do the same, Mr. Shaw, have a blessed day."
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    when i danced i would get a lot of guys propositioning me to. one guy in particular was just crusty looking , god awful (even if he was hot i would have said no, just illustrating my point) and he kept followering me around the bar, he wasnt tipping anyone just going up to people begging them to leave with him. any ways i kept saying no, he came back 3 or 4 times and i kept saying no. he came back agin and goes "do you have a sister that i could take home" i told the bouncer and he got kicked out. but alot of girls at my club said that if a guy offered them money they would take it, and then say something like "now meet me in the parking lot or where ever and not show or take the mone and say something like" you better leave before i report you to the police" i personally would never do that for fear of retaliation but thats what they told me they would do.

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    I got offered $5000 once; I think that's the most I've been offered.

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    At least you all got cash offers; all I've ever been offered is dinner.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Depending on where you work a going rate is established. That is the rate a modeling studio, a massage parlor, or the median priced escort would charge. In some cases the rate is what fellow dancers charge for OTC activities.

    If $200-$300 is a market rate (which it is in many cities), then the guys who are pros may size up how much money is flowing in the club and if it seems most of the girls aren't making any money offer them a lowball price of $100, knowing that someone who is desperate will take them up on it.

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    Default Re: Of COURSE I'm a cheap hooker!

    If I know the person is not LE and in a jokingly way I will say to the person:

    My price is $10 million dollars and I require half of it upfront in cash.

    Then I go on to say....

    Hey! If I'm going to do it, I want to do it once and be able to live off the proceedings then I won't feel so bad doing it.

    Okay.. at least I know my price!


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    Most Ive been offered is $10K. When guys as if they can take me home I say Im already there.. give them my stage name and tell them to google me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Have you noticed how LITTLE people offer you to have sex with them? The MOST ever offered to me was $500.
    Don't take it personally. I've had cute coked-up dancers offer FS for as little as $50. It's sad, even depressing.

    When a wealthy guy offers a young dancer $2000, he's playing with her mind. I've seen some take it and others turn it down, but either way they never forget the offer.

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    The least i['ve been offeed : $ 40. The most about $1000.

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    Huh, nobody ever offers to pay me for sex. Maybe it's because I'm a fat, ugly guy...nah. I should start marketing myself - you know you want it ladies! *jiggle, jiggle* That's right, this stomach is real, no surgery for this little black duck. All natural, baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinew127
    Mr Shaw once asked another writer Virginia Woolf, about the same question.

    she replied.

    "I find reality to be so boring, I have little to do with it as much as possible.
    You do the same, Mr. Shaw, have a blessed day."
    That's cuz good ol' Ginny Wolf was hooking up with hottie Vita Sackville West.

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    Last week a guy offered me dinner at the Keg for sex. Yuckky.

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    yeah, they were.

    Ms West's love letter to Ms Woolf

    http://www.sappho.com/letters/vitas-w.html
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    I'd admit it...I could be a whore, but not a cheap whore. Here is a freakin Yahoo chat conversation I had with some jackass. He wasn't even asking for sex, well not directly, but he wanted me to show him my shit and I guess go to his house and do it?


    robert36h: Do you need some money?
    sophiemaltese: of course I always do
    robert36h: how much do you need ?
    sophiemaltese: why? how much you got?
    robert36h: I'll offering you 1/2grand can you show me your pussy and your breasts /30 min ?
    sophiemaltese: 1/2 grand? You've got to be kidding.
    robert36h: no
    sophiemaltese: uh, no.
    sophiemaltese: I'd do it for a Ferrari Modena though.
    robert36h: I'm seriouse I like helping ppls but im not pay for free
    sophiemaltese: not pay for free? wtf?

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    Here goes it:

    C: You know I am staying down the street at Harbortown and room is 500 per night..
    M: yeah, good for you
    C: And you and your girlfriend that just danced for me can come stay there and make out for free if you like
    M: Well, maybe you should buy a few more dances and let us think about it, I don't really know you that well.
    C: Well, I'd rather just give you 100 dollars each.
    M: mmm, that drink is passing right through me baby, I gotta visit the little girl's room, I'll see you around in a bit

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    A man did offer me $5,000 for BDSM loveplay. Love play to last a week ($700 per day on the average). Sounded real good. Talked about particulars. Then it started to stink.
    I told him I would be available for only two days. Give me $1500. He wanted a whole week. Can't do it and that is when I quoted him what Virginia Woolf said to G.B. Shaw.

    Oh, well, I might as well end this with another quote.

    "We love men, we just don't want to see them naked" --Two Nice Girls.

    I love men, but I want to see them naked also. Thanks.
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    The only thing that always made me suspicious about all the offer is whether the offerer can really deliver the goods. I know, I can deliver my goods. Now what about him. If this man offers me this much money, I wanna see it. Otherwise, it is no deal.
    Like it is written many many times here, that club entertaiment is only fantasy entertainment.

    So, some men can get carried away. They imagine themselves as actually hiring a hooker.

    Made an arragement with one man to see him after work at an address. Go to this address and you know what? There ain't no building on this address. Just a blank lot. That man never showed up at the club no more after that.

    From that point on, anytime those "men" ask me for favors, I say, hey, show me the money,
    bring it with you, and I will introduce you to my neighborhood police officer.

    Fine enough? It is fine with me.

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    This is only my second week on the job.

    Best Offer: 600 bucks for a bj (ewwww, as if!)

    Worst offer...
    custy: how much are the dances?
    me: $40 for three nude dances (3 for one special)
    custy: FORTY DOLLARS!!! For forty dollars I could have you all night.

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    All night meaning 8 hours? For forty dollars? Five dollars an hour?

    Yeah, he wish. Keep on dreaming mudderpucker!

    I was down bad, I know I was down bad once. But forty dollars?

    Somethings never change. Keep your spirits up, girl. Coz, you gonna need it.

    Next time, somebody says that, turn around and walk away. Damn, Forty dollars!

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