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    Words with Two Meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    Male.... Playing football without a cup.



    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.



    7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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    Default Re: Words with Two Meanings

    ok...i'm on a women's site...some anti-men jokes:

    Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
    A: Because men fake foreplay

    Q. What do you call the useless fatty tissue at the end of the penis?
    A. A man

    Q: Why do men have holes in their penis?
    A: So they can get oxygen to their brains.

    Q: Why do men like dumb blonde jokes?
    A: Because they can understand them

    ok now...one for me...

    Adam felt quite alone in the Garden Eden, so God offered to make a woman for
    him. 'What do you expect from her?', the Lord asks. 'Well, she has to be
    beautiful and intelligent, but not be jealous. She must be able the cook very
    well, never have migrane and always be in a good mood. 'That will cost you
    both legs and one arm.', says God. 'What do you I get for a rib?', asks Adam.

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