Thought I'd start a worst chat-up lines thread.
I gave a dancer a lift into work yesterday. She was about 15 minutes early so I brought her a drink at the bar before she got changed. Up comes a customer:
"Hello, are you [insert dancer's name]? I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."
Duh!!!!
Phil.



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Ive had a few guys go "Im not trying to brag but my last gf said my dick was huge and we could barely have sex b/c it was hard for her to fit it in" **I start to laugh inside almost to the point of ROFL** ....convo ended with a giggle and a "ready for your dance now?"

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