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    Default Worst chat up lines.

    Thought I'd start a worst chat-up lines thread.

    I gave a dancer a lift into work yesterday. She was about 15 minutes early so I brought her a drink at the bar before she got changed. Up comes a customer:

    "Hello, are you [insert dancer's name]? I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

    Duh!!!!

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    Default Re: Worst chat up lines.

    Kind of off the thread but...

    I guy at the bar told me yesterday he was one of the girls hairdressers (she has beautiful hair)... When she came walking around I asked her... (Of course it wasn't true) but it did cause her to stop and talk with him. I thought it was kind of cute... Definetly different.

    Back to the thread...

    Please don't ask me to stop and have a drink because you are waiting for your ATF to come back from the other table... I HATE THAT... You want me to fill in for a minute and then kick me out when she comes back... Sure, I'll be right back I have to go to the dressing room for a minute...
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    Default Re: Worst chat up lines.

    "Ya know I am very well off"

    He maybe right or flat out trying to see if Im some crazy gold digger stripper type...but when a guy boasts about his money he might have is a big turn off.
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    Default Re: Worst chat up lines.

    Ooo oo the big penis one....

    As you are dancing for the guy or about to dance for him. The conversation suddenly turns into penis chat. Ive had a few guys go "Im not trying to brag but my last gf said my dick was huge and we could barely have sex b/c it was hard for her to fit it in" **I start to laugh inside almost to the point of ROFL** ....convo ended with a giggle and a "ready for your dance now?"
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    Default Re: Worst chat up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    "Ya know I am very well off"
    I hate that one... Followed up by a 2-3 $ tip...
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    Default Re: Worst chat up lines.

    OK, here is one I heard, that I'll NEVER forget! I was at a club where a few of the KC Cheifs like to go after losing another game. One Sunday evening after a game, they came in and sat at the bar, next to me. Of course the girls were ecstatic, even though I've never seen one of these clowns tip a girl or get a dance. One of the players, in all seriousness, asked a dancer "Have you ever smelled a black mans penis before?". She just about fell over backwards trying to get away. The player said "Fuck dat biotch"! The ONLY thing good about having them sit next to me is that the bartender thought I was funny becuase I didn't even acknowledge their existence, and he bought me a couple of shots! There was a line of people there to get autographs!LOL!
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