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    Yep. Times are tough right now. So, I was emailing a customer of mine and accidentally ranted. As always, I maintained my sense of humor in the face of impending doom. Here's how it went:

    My Mastercard commercial version of work...
    Cab ride to work: $10
    Corona on $3 Wednesday: $6.50 (WTF??)
    Payout (reduced after begging) after only 2 $20 dances: $20
    Blow to my already plummeting self esteem: Priceless

    Share your commercial.

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    thats awesome...i need to print that out and post it in our dressing room...been kinda slow down here

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    Car insurance $$$$$ (WTF)
    Speeding tickets $$$ (WTF)
    Parking fines $20 (ok I shouldn’t have parked there)
    Lawyer to fight more tickets $200 (WTF)
    My vacations… priceless


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    absolutely BRILLIANT......i still haven't figured out that whole corona thing.


    bottle of freaking water in VIP - $12!!!
    not having to pay for it - pretty awesome

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    Makeup: $250
    Makeup Brushes: $150
    Clothing: $500
    Shoes: $180
    Hair Care: $100
    Nails and Pedicures: $50
    Shaving Tools: $17

    Being a stripper: Not so priceless.

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    To add to lilithmnorrigan's post:

    A full night's sleep with NO interruptions: Priceless!

    Kitty

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    Fall tuition $2500.00
    New tires $750.00
    Books 400.00

    Strip club with your friends priceless

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