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    Obviously no name will ever stop me from getting a dance from a girl I like a lot, but it can prevent me from taking a second look at her that might make me a little more prone. The ones most likely to do this are the ones that imply a huge ego. Examples:

    Harley
    Mercedes
    Armani
    Porsche
    Princess
    Goddess

    The first 3 seem to say to me that she's implying she's the equivalent of those things, or just seem cheap and superficial. The last two are fairly self explanitory.

    Another poor name any girl can use to me is anything such as Carrie, Kari, Cara, whatever, simply because they are used so often, you don't see them spelled, they are often pronounced very similar and it can be tough to remember them exactly. This means she'll just blend in.

    And for one that's completely tasteless: Lolita. It seems even more stupid when used by the obviously mid-20s dancer I saw with it.

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    Default Re: worst names a girl can use

    They have names? I always feel like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon when I'm at a club. "Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. Wanna dance?"

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    My nomination is Chastity, especially when she has fake boobs and big tattoos. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    My nomination is Chastity, especially when she has fake boobs and big tattoos. .
    Along the same lines is Angel. Theres a stripper at my old club with that name, assuming shes still working there. Shes been fired several times. For those that might remember from one of my old TR's, shes the dancer who offered to bang me for 50 bucks The offer itself didnt insult me just that fact that if shes so below the POP index, that could be worriesome.

    Angel is amusing and kind of fun at times...just not someone you would picture with wings and a halo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Angel is amusing and kind of fun at times...just not someone you would picture with wings and a halo.
    Equally incongruous are dancers with angel wings tattooed on their backs, but they're not named Angel.

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    I saw this chick who had these weird tatoos on her back. I asked what they where, and she said 'Its from when they took my wings'

    I thought that was unique.... Didn't sell the dance tho.

    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Just taking my selections off Alysabeth's Big List Of Stripper Names :

    Andromeda
    Aries
    Danger
    Emergency
    Felony
    Glitter
    Juicy
    Leather
    Mercy
    Pandamonium
    Peanut
    Sassparilla
    Satan
    Trouble
    Willow
    Zenith
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    This name is one of the worst in context:

    Me to a new dancer: "What's your name?"
    Dancer: "Desire."
    Me: "How did you pick that name?"
    Dancer: "I got fired from Desire cuz girls said I sucked cock."


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    I knew a dancer who went by Nissan Z.....not just Nissan.....not just Z...but "Nissan Z"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abagail
    I knew a dancer who went by Nissan Z.....not just Nissan.....not just Z...but "Nissan Z"....
    Naming oneself after an automobile. Definitely not a good thing, not sometimes, not ever.

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    hahah
    "Hi, I'm Ford. Wanna Dance?"

    hahahah
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    Miss Thang
    Cinnabunz
    Hot Chocolate
    Mizz G-money
    Devilution Imaging!

    "Sexy...sexy as hell"

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    lmao....cinnabunz...it just has a nice ring to it

    ~*Now shorty, she in the club, she dancin' for dollars, she got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada, that BCBG, Burberry, Dolce & Gabbana, she's feeding fools fantasies, they pay her cause they want her*~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abagail
    I knew a dancer who went by Nissan Z.....not just Nissan.....not just Z...but "Nissan Z"....
    Its a good thing that Datsun changed their corporate name to Nissan a number of years ago.

    Datsun Z just doesnt have the same ring to it. Sounds like one of those yip yip weiner dogs you see people walking in the park early on Sunday mornings

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    Greenzap!

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadbuttrue
    Greenzap!

    >>>Sad<<<
    LOL Sad

    Ok, bud. You gotta explain that one

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    In the UK a lot of girls seem to want to use the same stage name. If you go to one agency's website, (where there are pictures of the dancers, etc.), you'll see the same stage names with a number after them.

    We thus have a:

    Cindi and Cindi 1.

    Danni and a Danni 1.

    A Debbie 2, (Debbie and Debbie 1 having stopped dancing, or changed their stage names).

    We also have dancers differentiated by nationality.

    We thus have a:

    Sam and a Sam, (Russian).

    We also have a Max, (Canadian), but no original Max.

    Last, and by no means least, we have some very similar names.

    For example we have a Sacha and a Sasha.


    Gets confusing - I can't see myself saying: "Hello, Sam, (Russian)."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W

    Gets confusing - I can't see myself saying: "Hello, Sam, (Russian)."

    Phil.
    Do a few shots of vodka and "Sam" will roll right off your tongue.

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    Sparkle gets my vote. I actually kinda like Nissan Z. To each his own.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Most are fucking stupid...including my first...Zina....everyone thought I was warrior princess, was actually heroine of Tolstoy novel.........

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    Many years ago I was at a club and there was a dancer named: "The Texas T"


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    Any name with one syllable. Never a good thing.

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    Hmmm...

    I'll second Doc's nomination for Felony. Because, well, it just makes you wonder if she might be under-age, and then you start checking over your shoulder to see if the plain clothes are in that evening...

    And secondly, (although I really must give props for the literary / mythological reference)...

    MEDEA....

    Holy crap, chick... she killed her kids and then herself over a punk-ass husband who couldn't keep it in his pants... Can we say hysterical psycho-bitch? Not a literary figure after whom I would name myself, *personally*.

    Then again, she could have gone an equally literary, but just plain wrong, route and named herself Electra or Jocasta....

    ~~McCain

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCain
    Hmmm...

    I'll second Doc's nomination for Felony. Because, well, it just makes you wonder if she might be under-age, and then you start checking over your shoulder to see if the plain clothes are in that evening...
    I actually met a "Felony" some years back. What's weird is that she happened to be dating a DJ at a local rock format station at the time. Sometimes he would have her come on during his shift and read the weather report.


    Hence she achieved some minor notoriety as "Felony, the leather weather girl".
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    Latrine

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
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