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    >(8/06/05 - HOUSTON)<

    A man who was kicked out of strip club apparently wanted revenge.

    A bouncer says the suspect was touching the dancers at Solid Platinum on TC Jester at the 610 Loop, so he told him to leave. Two hours later, the man returned. This time, he had a gun and shot the bouncer in the arm.The bouncer is expected to be OK. The suspect got away.

    Police are checking to see if security cameras caught the man on tape, which could help them identify him and arrest him.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: Top Gun on the Run

    hmmm, so where was derek last night?
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    apparently trying to make the bouncer pay him back his 100.00
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    A Houston club and u can't touch the dancers? Shame on them.

    ~~ post hacked to hell and back~~

    It has been a fun summer for me Strip Clubbing LOL.

    Mod Note: Derek, check your PM box please...FBR
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    I'm working on a theory that Derek is the Baron Munchausen of the SC scene.

    Phil.

    Mod note: Edited to remove Phils quote of Dereks post
    Last edited by FBR; 08-09-2005 at 03:21 PM.

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    ^ Yeah, and here I was thinking that he'd actually begun to behave himself on the pink side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    ^ Yeah, and here I was thinking that he'd actually begun to behave himself on the pink side.
    I get a kick out of him.

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    "Top Gun" is going to have a killer career writing for Penthouse Forum with that imagination....

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    Unfortunately I suspect the events he relates are true, even if he is a bit confused about the motivations and opinions of the dances. How many posts do you really need staying you sucked on her breasts and felt them up good? If you always do the same things with your dancers, at least find something else to say.

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    Thank goodness I never ended up working in Houston. Then derek would be recounting the brawl he had with a mean little Latina witch at Saint James. Possibly very slowly as I would have mangled his fingers. Heh. But this is just me fantasizing.

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    "Dear Penthouse,

    I was told not to touch my fav, "playtime" girl the other night.....

    .......Thanks,
    Derek"

    I can just see it now!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Feel like a damn salt lick at the goats petting zoo!
    <08SM>

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