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    Exclamation annoying money wadder uppers!

    Pardon me for saying this if it's already been said:

    When you come up tp the stage please PLEASE stop crumpling, folding or trying to do stupid origami with your money!

    It is a total pain in my ass when I get off stage and I have to unfold and un-crinkle 57 one dollar bills! It takes up my time, and I want to spend that time getting back to talk to you.

    Could you please just leave the bill flat or at most fold it over the short way?

    I swear the next guy that wads his money up or tries to give me a dollar ring is going to get it....
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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    ditto! I know you guys think it's cute and think we appreciate it ( we do the money) BUT the ones that are folded into themselves are VERY difficult to undo so that we can tip out our ones. This makes us like you just a little less, when we could love you just for the tip.
    Plus, if you are going to give me your number or business card, don't fold it into a one dollar bill, I won't know who gave it me anyway.
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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    These are often given to the DJ as a tip, since the girls don't want to unfold them. SO, speaking for the DJ's....Yeah, it's annoying as hell. (Though sometimes, as in my current club, there's a space behind the bar between the stage, and folding it won't get it there. SO...guys wad it up and throw it.) Eh, either way, it spends.
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    I have one guy who rolls the $1 into a pseudo- pinner joint and burns the end a little bit so it looks like its been smoked. Doh!

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    I sometimes fold my ones one time, lengthwise. It makes insertion into a garter/thong easier. Also when you're tipping from afar, you gotta get a little paper airplane effect to make sure it lands on the stage (and stays there). I bet some guys crumple their bills for the same reason.

    God knows paper currency isn't exactly known for being aerodynamic.
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    This brings up an interesting question. What do strippers in Canada do? They don't have dollar bills there!

    I for one have always favored the folding the dollar bill in half lengthwise just to make it crisp enough to insert into a garter belt.

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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    I used to go to the nude stage with a cute favorite who made dollars into origami harpoons. That's a whole other waste of time.

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    Heaven777, you gotta find a regular like me who you can trust and then dump all your bills on the table and have HIM unfold, face, smooth and count 'em while you go and give some LDs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by prrfektwurld
    This brings up an interesting question. What do strippers in Canada do? They don't have dollar bills there!

    I for one have always favored the folding the dollar bill in half lengthwise just to make it crisp enough to insert into a garter belt.

    They get one or two dollar coins tossed AT them.

    They will hand a keychain with a picture from themselves from their nipple, or lay on their back and balance a small poster of themself on their kitty, and guys toss coins trying to knock them off. If you manage to do it, you've won yourself a prize.

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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    I only crumple when asked to throw on stage like at a feature dancer. Then I assume the suitcase pimp does the unwadding. I fold once lengthwise cause it is easier to get into the garter belt. If the dancer is collecting them by hand I just hand them unfolded. I also try to offset my bills so she can see I am tipping extra, although that does not often seem to work.

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    It's a pain in the ass to udo wadded up money but as long as it's coming on stage I don't really mind. Sometimes I"ll spread my legs and give them something to aim for and they'll keep trying til they hit something. More $$$ for me! I do hate the guys that will actually throw it and try to throw it hard, a gentle toss is good.

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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    haha this is a great thread. I fold in half or longways but in NJ sometimes the stage is in the middle of the bar. If i want to give you money on stage there needs to be some wadding of the money in order for it to reach you.

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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    I don't particularly like the wadding up of bills, but recently a guy wadded up a $20 and threw it at me while I was on stage. I gave him the evil eye and was pissed until I opened it up in the back. Then I was all smiles


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    Yes! In canada, we have the "coin toss." Rudigar describes it perfectly.. -_-;

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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    I used to make origami because I thought it was cute. I tipped with $2 bills instead of two ones for the same reason. One of the dancers told me why this was irritating and I stopped.

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    Default Re: annoying money wadder uppers!

    Yah last night, I walked by a table and these 2 drunks were making arrows out of american 1$ bills.

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    I don't care what the hell they do to it, as long as I can deposit it in the bank. I learned long ago not to look a gift horse in the mouth...
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    Clark, in my club two dollar bills are considered lucky. If you get one it means you're going to have a good night!

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    I really don't care either way. Unless it's one of those rings, and I'm (very unusual) tipsy, then it's a pain.

    I do like the crumple dollar ball though. We played basketball before with those.

    And I have been know to tell custys to make footballs with ones, and get it through the goal posts. But in my defense, I do work in a "sports bar".
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    See, in my club the customers can walk up to the stage or sit at the tipping rail. So wadding it up is unnecessary, when you can just slip it in my garter. I mean (customers) by folding it you are making it easier for your moment. But after 57 of those....it's a pain in my butt. I'm not saying I don't want the money or I don't appreciate it, but geesh it sucks sitting there uncrumpling when I'd like to get back out on the floor.
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    Money is MONEY give it all to me crumpled up in a ball or not. I will fix it later

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    i don't like the crumpled dollars but i've given up caring. I'm just happy that they are tipping

    A year ago though i was out in Baltimore and this guy had pulled some dollar bills out of his pocket, and just threw it on stage at me. well he didn't know there were coins stuck in the money as well and it hit me. I was pissed and pretty much lost it on that poor guy.
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    Once a guy tipped me 60 cents. After that I'm pretty happy to get a buck. o.o;

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    60 cents??? I'd go medieval on his sorry ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Once a guy tipped me 60 cents. After that I'm pretty happy to get a buck. o.o;
    I had someone do that to me once when I was waitressing in a fern-bar type restaurant. He had two attractive women sitting with him and was wearing a bright green suit with matching shoes; they were drinking and chatting it up about an hour after my shift had ended, still running me crazy late at night. His bill was $74.45 and he handed me $75 and said, with an air of generosity, "You can keep the change." I gave him an understanding nod, placed 55 cents on the table, and answered, "Oh, no sir. You obviously need it much more than I do." The women laughed at him and he looked all embarrassed. Didn't leave me a tip though, the rat bastard.

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