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    What would you say is the tackiest stripper move? For me it's the ass slap. Once, ok. Twice, boring. Third time, ok, now you aren't even trying...

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    I dunno. I think if she's into the ass slapping, it could probably get hot. Actually dancers focusing on what THEY like instead of what they hope YOU like is probably the best way to go. If I'm into seeing the ass slap, I want a girl whos into slapping her ass.

    The tackiest stripper move I've seen is a girl try to attempt a split off the poll. NOT SUCCEED but died trying.

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    Lame ass slapping. I've seen a dancer whack her ass mercilessly on stage, and that was HOT. Even the contractors were wincing (and tossing fives).

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    I would have to say it was the girl that started and had never wore platform heels before. She walked around like a Clydesdale for about a week, raising her feet about 2' in the air when she walked whether it be on the floor or the stage.

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    Ass-slap, hands down.

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    I fucken HATE that fake purring in my ear.

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    Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's doing the pole when you have NO f*cking clue of what you are doing.
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    Throwing up about 6 Jack and Cokes onstage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by infra-red
    Throwing up about 6 Jack and Cokes onstage!
    thats a move?!

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    Ass slap all the way...there was a girl who who slap her ass so hard on stage you could hear it even when the music was loud and there were 500 people in the club (dancers & custies)....that chick was CRAZY!

    On another note what IS the fascination with shaking your ass like jello?? Do guys seriously like that booty clapping silliness???

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    I'm not too fond of the stage crawl. Now the tackiest(worst?) stripper "movie' would have to be "The Monster and the Stripper (1968?)" but thats another thread i guess.
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    I recall one stage show where I found it extremely difficult not to laugh. At this particular club, behind the stage was a 4 foot wall covered in mirrors. Well this dancer is acting all sexy as she walked towards the wall and she tries to kick her right leg up so that it would rest on the top. Problem was that she had absolutely no flexibility as she was on her toes with both knees bent and her back hunched over. After one failed attempt, she tried again... then again! She finally gave up but by then it was too late. She had already exhibited the grace of a new born giraffe and killed any desire I had of getting a dance from her.

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    Ass Slap followed closely by the booty jiggle and in third place is licking your boob and sticking a dollar bill o it.
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    Ass slapping is up there, but that lighted matches in the nipples thing takes the cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Ass Slap followed closely by the booty jiggle and in third place is licking your boob and sticking a dollar bill o it.

    that would be correct!

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    I guess I'm the only that doesn't dislike ass slapping. I can do without the booty jiggle and sticking money to the boob thing though. The move that I never liked, but the crowd always seems to go crazy for, is when she puts both ankles behind her head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleepy
    The move that I never liked, but the crowd always seems to go crazy for, is when she puts both ankles behind her head.
    I find one ankle behind her head equally hot without being freaky.

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    I forgot about that one. I must have been repressing memories of that move. Blech!

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    Lighted matches are the tackiest, but playing thong basketball is a very close second.
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    Lighted matches are the tackiest, but playing thong basketball is a very close second.
    I had to go onstage once after a girl decided to light her nipples on fire...I was like "great how the hell do I top that and keep this crowd excitement up"?

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    Hey, former_LV_dancer, if you ever go back, do the pastie twirl from the end of "Elvira Mistress of the Dark"...that gets them every time (not many can do it).
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    Spreading pink from the front.... Bleechhh makes me nauseous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nina
    Spreading pink from the front.... Bleechhh makes me nauseous
    It's called making pink butterflies. The really pink ones are cute.

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    I'm sorry, but I like keeping my cookie tight. I'm not spreading it or it's lips.
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    On stage----- The ass slap. The point is?

    During a lap dance----- the purring in my ear. Never heard it in real life so WTF does it mean then?

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