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    Default When you swim in the lake

    Change your goddammed shorts before you come to the strip club.

    I sit on this idiots lap for a dance last night and it's soaking wet, so then so is my dress and panties too.

    [look of horror on my face as I feel the wetness],

    he replies 'Oh, don't worry about it, I was in the lake swimming before I got here, it's nothing gross.'

    ...go fuck yourself.

    is what I wish I had said.

    ok, rant time is done now. thanks.

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    OMG!

    Okay, seriously, we need to compile all this into a book. The title: "Things You Shouldn't Have To Tell A Man But You Obviously Have To Tell Some Men".
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    Default Re: When you swim in the lake

    I feel you.. I have given dances ot mehcanics before, you can imagine what happened!

    Or the guys that let someone spill beer on their laps (usually themselves) and think it's okay to get a dance from us w/out mentioning it. ick.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    OMG.... ewww.... if he doesn't find the idea of lake water being all over him and still wet from it then I'd hate to see what he wants from LD.

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    lmfao!

    Hey, it could have been worse! The wetness could have BEEN SOMETHING ELSE! LMFAO

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    Some dipshit WAVED ME OVER for a dance once, and when I got there he had ketchip all over his lap. Wet, sticky, smelly ketchup. I was like, uhhh yeah see ya later I don't want ketchup all over my ass. Moved on to dance for the next guy.

    OH. Sunday evening this dude had a "busted zipper" and wanted dances with his fly wide open. Big surprise he was from Detroit I pointed out the zipper and told him straight up he wouldn't be getting here in PHX what he may be used to in Detroit. He wound up being cool, wasn't difficult to deal with and spent a fair amount of money. I just made sure his shirt stayed pulled down over his fly (he had underwear on but still) and avoided the big grind. Geeeez!

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    Hmmm...the latest fashion for SC going men--codpieces! Yes, it's time to bring back the days of yore when men were men and women were wenches...Think of the possibilities!

    From my side, sometimes I go home and I'll have body-toner all over the front of my pants! But that's a much smaller price to pay than what dancers have to apparently put up with...

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    How about guys that are soo drunk they piss on themselves, then expect a face-in-the-crotch lap dance!LOL!
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