Change your goddammed shorts before you come to the strip club.
I sit on this idiots lap for a dance last night and it's soaking wet, so then so is my dress and panties too.
[look of horror on my face as I feel the wetness],
he replies 'Oh, don't worry about it, I was in the lake swimming before I got here, it's nothing gross.'
...go fuck yourself.
is what I wish I had said.
ok, rant time is done now. thanks.


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I pointed out the zipper and told him straight up he wouldn't be getting here in PHX what he may be used to in Detroit. He wound up being cool, wasn't difficult to deal with and spent a fair amount of money. I just made sure his shirt stayed pulled down over his fly (he had underwear on but still) and avoided the big grind. Geeeez!


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