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Here's a story.
Once upon a time....I liked Gynger.
Now...I'd like to beat her.
Not a fun playful ass smacking slapping spanking.
Kind of a smack up side the head.
ew....ew....ew ew ew
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





I don't think think she'll ever get off -- the ground that is.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
You gotta put a warning on those kinds of posts!!!![]()
Ummm...that's just wrong.
Notice how he's wearing blindfolds? LOL
Gynger...you make me want to poke my eyes out. I'm still amazed that the bed didn't break...![]()
Blindfold, nuthin ... he's still got his pants on.





Do you think he's alive under there?!
Geeeeez, next time someone wants a prostitute, I'm sendigng that over to greet them at the door....![]()
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
I don't think anyone noticed, but that WASN'T sex. I think the guy was choking and that was probably the only way she could administer the Heimlich Maneuver.





I think she was in labor and he wouldn't wheel her out to the flatbed.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
I'm blind!!!!
::feels around::
funny...this poor blind guy thought he was doing Heidi Klum. No, actually, I think the guy's been dead for about 2-3 days. Could be...this guy's a poor batchelor who wouldn't pay her stripper bill when she turned up. Maybe...the guy's not real...the Japanese made a life-like blow up doll for women.
I thought Sandy's cock madness on his webcam hurt my brain, but now I do need counseling.
>>>Sad<<<



*twitch*
Siiiiiicckkkk
I...I...da... GAH! I didn't think that was humanly possible
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I don't know what to say about that...
Ok, am I bad!!! My condolences to:
Rhia for making her go blind...
Venus please don't poke your eyes out, I love them too much!
And mojo.. the only way I knew that you'd read my post is if it had the word monkey in it... (yes, I premeditated it..)..
Someone sent it to me in my email and I was grossed out.. and since I'm lonely these days.. why not share it with my SW family and let them be grossed out with me! LOL
Mojo- I will take your spanking whenever you are ready to administer it!
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Ohhhhh, I'd read your post no matter what. Regardless....I'm ready.Originally Posted by Gynger
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
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