this perons just im's me for out of no where today....
MaifaBellaMauh: Hey florida here also
ME: hi?
MaifaBellaMauh: Need my pussy pounded by a hot pimp LOL
ME: who's this?
ME: wow
MaifaBellaMauh: My names maria I found your profile online
MaifaBellaMauh: U looking to hook today?
ME: no thanks
MaifaBellaMauh: Come on I'll suck your cock and let you fuck me in my front and back
ME: awesome
ME: sounds like fun
MaifaBellaMauh: doggy style no strings
MaifaBellaMauh: I am 5 89 pound and very hot...
ME: 589 pounds ?
ME: thats it?
MaifaBellaMauh: size double cc breast
ME: i prefer bigger
MaifaBellaMauh: 5 foot
ME: 700+ only
MaifaBellaMauh: You into it?
MaifaBellaMauh: For real
ME: yeah...you are too skinny
MaifaBellaMauh: You somekind of sick chubby chaser
ME: the bigger the better
ME: you probably look anorexic
MaifaBellaMauh: Dame how you gonna find a pussy through all that fat
ME: im good
MaifaBellaMauh: No I look hot want to see my picture
ME: i roll them in flour and look for the wet spot
MaifaBellaMauh: I got one spread eagle also
MaifaBellaMauh: Kinky to...
MaifaBellaMauh: I will even lick you sweaty feet if you like kink
ME: thats boring
MaifaBellaMauh: What do you like me to do?
ME: eat the corn out of my poop
MaifaBellaMauh: Ewww that is gross
MaifaBellaMauh: you into shit
ME: yeah
ME: i love it
MaifaBellaMauh: I mean I would like your but hole but my god
MaifaBellaMauh: lick I mean
ME: i want you to poop on my face
MaifaBellaMauh: That is so unlady like
ME: who said you were a lady?
MaifaBellaMauh: I am
ME: i really prefer chicks with dicks
MaifaBellaMauh: Ewww
ME: its so hot
MaifaBellaMauh: forget I asked you to fuck me
MaifaBellaMauh: that is sick
ME: now i feel rejected
MaifaBellaMauh: You gay or something
ME: im not gay
ME: i have a girlfriend
ME: but i have sex with men
ME: for money
MaifaBellaMauh: gay people go to hell
ME: fat people go to burger king
MaifaBellaMauh: why would you go have sex with men for money you poor
ME: a little
MaifaBellaMauh: Listen I am not a dude I have a pussy breast and a nice ass
MaifaBellaMauh: the things you said to me are gross sir
ME: whats a pussy breast?
MaifaBellaMauh: I said I have a pussy,breast and a nice ass
MaifaBellaMauh: Why are you being so mean?
ME: you didnt put a comma in there
ME: how was i supposed to know
MaifaBellaMauh: You are a mean man
ME: thats why i like to have sex with men...they are better gramatically
ME: i'm not mean
ME: youre fat
MaifaBellaMauh: I am not fat
ME: 589 pounds?
MaifaBellaMauh: No I am 5 foot and 89 pounds
ME: then you are a midget
ME: im not into that
ME: go eat some food
MaifaBellaMauh: so big men love small women
ME: im not big
ME: im 4'10" 67 pounds
ME: im only 14 years old
MaifaBellaMauh: How big is your dick?
ME: but i have a 13" cock
ME: i can tie it in a knot
MaifaBellaMauh: Wow you need to fuck me sometime soon
ME: you couldnt handle it...you're too small
ME: thats why i like 700 pounders
MaifaBellaMauh: YEs I could (my government name) youo pervert wait to I tell everyone
MaifaBellaMauh: haha got you
ME: stop using my government name
MaifaBellaMauh: OK (my government name)
ME: ok
MaifaBellaMauh: I am telling your dada and everyone
ME: dada?
ME: nice english
MaifaBellaMauh: wait I am calling him now...
MaifaBellaMauh: Mr (my last name)
ME: im already sending this convo to everyone i know...my brother is laughing hysterically
MaifaBellaMauh: So bite my pussy lips
ME: your pussy breast?
MaifaBellaMauh: No my pussy lips
MaifaBellaMauh: They will be upset when they find out you are gay
MaifaBellaMauh: Gay people are bad
ME: yeah thats what i heard
ME: but im not gay
ME: at least thats what i tell jesus
MaifaBellaMauh: Gay people cause drama
MaifaBellaMauh: and pain
ME: but they give good head
ME: thats it?
ME: you're done?
ME: i was just getting excited
ME: come poop on me
MaifaBellaMauh: what?
MaifaBellaMauh: I give better head then a gay guy
ME: but you are a gay guy
MaifaBellaMauh: No I am a woman
ME: with a penis?
MaifaBellaMauh: I don't have a penis why do you keep saying that
ME: b/c i like a little penis in my life
MaifaBellaMauh: your gross
MaifaBellaMauh: Go to the local gay club I used to have a gay friend and they are no joke
MaifaBellaMauh: pain's in the ass
MaifaBellaMauh: drama queens I hate gay men
ME: sucks for you
ME: you're missing out
MaifaBellaMauh: Sir come one you actually chill with homo's
ME: if by chill you mean let them give me head....then yes
MaifaBellaMauh: My friend said she slept with you and you were a good lay
ME: but we dont cuddle afterwards
ME: just good? i think im great
ME: she must not have been fat enough
MaifaBellaMauh: Listen she said the only thing was you shot to fast
ME: the faster the better
ME: why waste time?
ME: i could be doing better things...like getting head from guys
MaifaBellaMauh: Really
ME: of course
MaifaBellaMauh: You know any gay poeple?
ME: if by know...you mean i let them give me head...then again...yes
MaifaBellaMauh: you chill wit da guy men ewwww
ME: you wouldnt know if you havent tried it
MaifaBellaMauh: What ever gay men do not like girls
ME: they love girls
MaifaBellaMauh: Ass friends that is it
MaifaBellaMauh: I mean as
ME: sure you did
MaifaBellaMauh: Dame I could have sucked your cock
ME: not as good as Charlie does
MaifaBellaMauh: I bet you dad whole family sucks cock the way you talk
ME: we do
ME: usually we keep it in the fam
ME: who do you think i learned this from?
MaifaBellaMauh: I should have sucked your cock
MaifaBellaMauh: OMG
ME: dad was a good teacher
MaifaBellaMauh: OMG
MaifaBellaMauh: YOur own dad
ME: incest is best
MaifaBellaMauh: OMG you need a therapist
ME: if you say so
ME: im comfortable with myself
MaifaBellaMauh: OMG
MaifaBellaMauh: U really are gay just like the rest of them
ME: its funny how you keep referring to my family
MaifaBellaMauh: I was talking about the rest of the guys I meet
MaifaBellaMauh: not your family
MaifaBellaMauh: Stupid mean person
ME: MaifaBellaMauh: I bet you dad whole family sucks cock the way you talk
MaifaBellaMauh: I know all your family sucks cock how is that
MaifaBellaMauh: HA
ME: english?
ME: do you speak it?
MaifaBellaMauh: Yes very well
ME: no really
MaifaBellaMauh: And I can suck cock well also
MaifaBellaMauh: unlike you
ME: you wish
ME: im the best
ME: i cup the balls
MaifaBellaMauh: I suck balls and cock all at once
MaifaBellaMauh: and swallow cum to
ME: too?
MaifaBellaMauh: And I even kiss men
ME: i suck balls and cock and i can eat some cake at the same time
ME: i dont kiss men tho...thats just gay
MaifaBellaMauh: But that is what I am supposed to kiss men
MaifaBellaMauh: and suck dick I am a women
ME: english mother fucker...learn it
MaifaBellaMauh: Excuse me don't be calling me a mother fucker I hate girls
ME: you obviously hate the english language too
ME: well its been fun...i have to go suck some dick and eat some cake
ME: i hope you have a wonderful gay day
MaifaBellaMauh: OMG
MaifaBellaMauh: You are gay like the rest
ME: no...im gay like the best
MaifaBellaMauh: OMG I really could have got you thenm
MaifaBellaMauh: all those time we were alone
MaifaBellaMauh: I mean we could have been alone
ME: OMG....you never had me....you never had your car
ME: now the mad scientist and I have to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried
ME: granny shifting not double clutching like you should
MaifaBellaMauh: I never drove your car...
MaifaBellaMauh: I have my own car
MaifaBellaMauh: I have a mercedes benz
MaifaBellaMauh: Better then your old BMW
ME: more than you can afford pal
MaifaBellaMauh: I can afford alot how would you know what I can afford
ME: i live my life...one cock at a time...for those 9 inches or more....im free
ME: peace out cub scout
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.....Nerds...I cant believe some people get off on that sh*t! Thats hella funny

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