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    LeBLANC APOLOGISES FOR STRIPPER ROMP

    Former FRIENDS star MATT LeBLANC has apologised to his wife and baby daughter for drunkenly groping a stripper during a wild night out.

    The actor, who now stars in Friends spin-off show JOEY, admits he got "carried away" in a recent visit to a strip club during a 10 day motorbike trip in Canada.

    LeBlanc was with 10 friends who were all eyeing a succession of naked lovelies when one girl approached the celebrity and suggested they drink some shots together.

    The stripper, who charges $54 (GBP30) for a private dance, then "lured" LeBlanc into an adjoining room where she removed her black spandex clothing and sat on his lap.

    LeBlanc, who has an 18-month-old girl, MARINA, with his wife MELISSA, tells British newspaper The Sun, "She was all over me. I was drinking and she was crossing the line strippers shouldn't normally cross.

    "She was in my face, pushing her breasts into me, grabbing my hands to go all over her body.

    "If I had been sober perhaps I'd have acted quicker. I realised I was being careless and had to get the hell out of there.

    "I acted like a fool in allowing myself to be led astray and placed in such a horrible situation. I feel ashamed."


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    LOL Oh the horror!! He's such a victim!



    Oh please.. He just started regretting it when he sobered up.

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    *cough*bullshit*cough*

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    Damn strippers!! Control yourselves!

    Look at the effect you mght have on a god fearin' family man!!
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    OH MY GOD! Now, who would of thought, that such an upstanding fellow would do such horrible wicked things. Like not cover his ass better and be smart like all the rest of the " oops I got caught being a guy" guys and get his wife an obscenely large diamond Like Kobe did! Eight carats of purple, orgasmic, oop I'm sorry-ness. BAD MAN, bad, BAD BAD.

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    lol.... "She crossed the line"

    Sure.....

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    Puh-leeze. They're only sorry when:

    A: the wifey finds out

    B: the tabloids find out

    C: the dancer/nanny/prostitute goes to the press

    D: all of the above

    See: Jude Law
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    Still, guilt gifts are usually the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinahSky
    Puh-leeze. They're only sorry when:

    A: the wifey finds out

    B: the tabloids find out

    C: the dancer/nanny/prostitute goes to the press

    D: all of the above

    See: Jude Law
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    Sounds like Joey to me. LOL
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    http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0...191899,00.html
    Matt LeBlanc, the former Friend and star of spin-off Joey, has apologised to his wife and baby daughter after being caught groping a naked stripper in a club. Matt, 37, said he was ashamed at his behaviour, which happened when he was on a ten-day motorcycle trip with ten friends in Canada. The Sun said his wife Melissa almost left him after he told her about the incident.

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4908317/
    Couric: "Do you think you're going to have any guest shots from any ‘Friends’ cast members?"
    LeBlanc: "I would love it. What about you? You want to come be on the show?
    Couric: Sure.
    LeBlanc: Not a reporter though. We'll change it up.
    Couric: OK, good.
    LeBlanc: A stripper maybe.
    Couric: A stripper? Yeah. Yeah, that works for me.


    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/4-27-98.htm
    Try to pick the fake story.

    1. Heather Locklear admitted that she and Tommy Lee made their own home sex video. Now she's afraid that there may be a copy floating around somewhere.
    2. A feud between Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson ended after Michael called to give his condolences after Linda McCartney died.
    3. A feud between Madonna and Sandra Bernhard almost ended but didn't when Madonna stole away some girlfriend of Sandra's.
    4. While in London Matt LeBlanc went to a strip club. One of the strippers kissed him while dancing and was later fired for touching a customer. Matt tried to get the stripper's job back but had no luck.

    McKenna and Howard both picked number 4 as the false story. Jackie and Robin picked number 3 and Fred chose number 2. The actual false story was number 1.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Please...like it's the stripper's fault his wife doesn't like strippers or that Matt was stupid enough to marry a woman that doesn't like strippers.
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    okay, what about the fact that he WENT INTO the strip club?!?! lol... bad bad stripper for doing her job, but hes the dumbass that went in there! lol


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    ..............................and??
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    That WHORE! I can't believe SHE could break up a family like this. My god, That poor, poor man. It must have been torture for him. Please join me in saying a silent prayer for Mr LeBlanc and his family, to save them from the evil that is all of Stripperdom. Etc Etc.
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    He's just mad that he got caught. Either the stripper/s told or one of his friends told his wife.

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    My suggestions for the wife is to ask for a ring like Kobe's wife.

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    BC strikes again! We take celebrities down, one by one, lol.
    We must have an inordinate number of Enquirer snitches up here.

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    I tried to start this thread weeks ago, but the server was being weird. I saw his interview on ET or something. They were all excited about this "evil stripper" story. I was soooo pissed!

    Pictures had been taken of him and sold to the National Enquirer. He did an interview to save face... totally played the stripper up to be some sex hungry whore! It really really pissed me off! He just played into everyone's stereotypes and gave them what they wanted to hear! Thanks a lot dude!
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    his wife is kind of homely i dont blame him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    That WHORE! I can't believe SHE could break up a family like this. My god, That poor, poor man. It must have been torture for him. Please join me in saying a silent prayer for Mr LeBlanc and his family, to save them from the evil that is all of Stripperdom. Etc Etc.

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    Default Re: Matt LeBlanc Led Astray By Stripper

    well

    so far

    he just showed how JOEY he is in life outside the tv.

    Well hey, a million an episode, dancers shouldn't be touching him.

    HOWEVER I bet some poor dancer is scared shitless that this will come to her if it becomes a media frenzie.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    That WHORE! I can't believe SHE could break up a family like this. My god, That poor, poor man. It must have been torture for him. Please join me in saying a silent prayer for Mr LeBlanc and his family, to save them from the evil that is all of Stripperdom. Etc Etc.

    Uhm....Dude....
    it wasn't the strippers fault.

    Clearly the DJ played the music that made the stripper want to get naked and sit on LeBlancs lap.

    I think we're all missing the TRUE culprit here.

    *Glare*
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    Ah, but who wants a story about an ugly DJ?
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