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    In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. onFriday.

    Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

    The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decidedto stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.

    "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

    In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," saidOfficer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

    I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize
    that you are screwing a pumpkin?'

    "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
    looked me straight in the face and said:

    " A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    That rocked!

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    Classic.

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    dAMN DID HE LOSE THE GLASS SLIPPER TOO?

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    But it's still a good story.

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    damn if you read on that site a man did that in Michigan. ::shakes head:: why do we get all the morons?
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    hahahahhah thats nice

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