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    While I was at work, two memorable embarassing moments occured on two seperate occasions.

    One time I was doing a hanging pole trick and my leg slipped and I fell 3' onto my back on the stage. Then while I was getting up my head hit the pole. A loud PING travelled through the entire club. That night I got dances by saying, "Hi I'm the girl that hit my head on the pole. I promise if you get a dance, I'll fall on my ass, kick you with my shoe and trip over myself also!"

    Another night it was my first time ever wearing shoes with no ankle strap. So I went to do my normal spinning pole trick and WHAM... my shoe flies off and hits a customer in the head. >_o;;;

    What embarassing things happened to you at work?

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    i was just standing still on stage and fell over onto my ass. I've hit my head many times on the pole. I've kicked drinks over into custys lap(not on purpose), kicked guys in the arm and head. I was in Beverly Hills for an opening of a club for work, was all dressed up in an evening gown and was walking down a flight of stairs that was really steep. When I first started down the stairs I told my friend that I was gonna fall, and sure enough I had about 8 more steps to go when my dress got under my heel and down i went. Fell the rest of the way down the stairs and instead of getting up gracefully I jump up and yell "I'm okay!!".

    I've fallen off stage before, i've tripped on the stairs heading to the stage. hmm...i know i have more. Oh!! Once when giving a ld I headbutted the guy on accident.

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    I've also done the "PING", head butt to the pole. I was doing floor work and went to flip myself backwards, misjudged where exactly I was on stage, and slammed the back of my head into the pole. We were really slow too, so it echoed and EVERYONE stared. I laughed it off, and kept on dancing..but had my manager check my scalp for a laceration when I got down :-)

    Another time, I was doing floor work, with my ass up in the air...and when I came down, the music hit a quieter beat, and I queefed...and the guy at the tip rail heard.....LOVELY...

    And then once I was dancing on the tip rail and knocked a guy's FULL drink all over his lap. I felt so bad I gave him a free private dance.

    Or another time, I was stripping out of my outfit, my belly chain caught on my shoe and ripped off...then when I was taking my top off the straps got stuck on my hoop earrings....total wardrobe malfunction...

    oh, and probably the worst...our stage steps are off the side and lead back into the dressing room. I exited stage, the bottom of my heel broke off, and I fell right down the damn stairs, landing on the dressing room floor. The custys at the side of the stage saw ALL of this.

    And this one time, in band camp.....

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    LOL...I keep remembering them now....

    I was doing a private dance, and was trying ever so gracefully to slide my hair along this guy's chest...when my hair got twisted around his shirt button. We both had to sit there and get me untangled.....I told him I was just trying to give him a souvenier!!!

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    Oh my god.. I've had my shoe fly off and guys duck it - so sweet, he came back and handed me my shoe and I could not do anything but sit there and laugh.

    I've stepped on a liquor bottle top and boom - down I went. Put my clothes on backward. walking around with the fuzzy seam showing..

    The most hilarious thing that I've ever seen, which didn't happen to me thank GAWD was this one chick was on stage and her TAMPON STRING was hanging out. I went up to give her a dollar and the dumb bitch just nodded and smiled at me when I tried to tell her.. righteously hilarious.

    Next ( bless her heart ) she caught her hair on fire - we had these long cylindrical candle holders with candles in them on the tables.. Nice touch for the mood - anyway, we all kept telling her .. "Honey, don't bend over that." Dumb bitch.. and she wondered why we were all beating her in the head.

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    haha, I just just started, so reading these makes me feel better! I'm a natural klutz, so tripping on stage I expected. BUT my first night, standing by the bar and talking to another dancer kind enough to give me tips I was resting my ankle and totally fell over it, spilling my drink all over her and slamming my back! I also elbowed a guy's chin pretty good while turning around during a lap dance. Oh dear.

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    I've had the 'classic' period stain on your thong moment... eewwwwww...

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    oh i had my bellybutton ring get stuck in a custy's shirt. It hurt so bad and as i was trying to untangle myself the freakin custy started to move around just intensifying the pain. Guess he thought i was going to try to take off his clothes or something.
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    My friend, Jesse was always very acrobatic - she liked to do all these flips and stuff. The stage at the last club we worked at together was small, so she did not have a lot of room.. so she starts to do her stage performance. She's flipping and bopping around , I turn to look right at the right moment because she had flip flopped herself into some custies lap - facing him.

    Needless to say the wench made a hundred dollar tip and I just made the fish face.. It was funny and also amazing that she did not break her neck.
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    I've had a thong break on stage... THAT sucked... and I was on stage with another dancer once who was learning to flip upside down on the pole and she kicked me in the head with her shoe and knocked me the hell out. I was out cold for hours.
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    I was sweating and fell out of my shoe but it was still attached around the ankle so I just fell down and laid there laughing.

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    ive tripped quiiite a few times. on stage, getting off the stage, walking around the club. i just don't love 7 inch heels.

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    i kicked someones beer on them and some stripper that was talking to him ooops

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    LOL! Goodness.. It's a wonder you guys didn't break your silly goose necks! LOL!

    Have you ever seen somebodies fake hair go flying? It's really quite the treat.
    Not to mention the guy I was sitting with screamed like a little bitch when it landed close by him..

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    LOL i just got a great visual of that
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    Some "embarrasing" moments from a custy's point of view.

    I'm friendly with several dancers who work the strip pubs in the London area. When the pubs are busy one dancer will throw her costumes to me because she knows they're safe from being taken by pervy/idiotic customers. One costume is essentially a one-piece swimsuit covered with strings of heavy beads - It weighs a good 2 kilos. Anyhow, she throws this costume to me with some enthusiasm. Unfortunately, she misjudged it and hit the guy next to me straight in the head as he turned to talk to his mate. He was not best pleased.

    Another time, I had a private dance from another dancer who's a good friend of mine. Now, we know each other well, and spend most of the private dances trying to crack each other up. This time she excelled herself. The private dance area is screened off by a string curtain - opaque enough to give privacy, but transparent enough to prevent dancers having problems with "handsy" customers. So, she goes to crouch down, but her wig gets hooked on the curtain. So, she's on her knees, and the wig is six feet in the air. Whoops!!!

    The worst bit of dancer's revenge I saw? Some mouthy guy was being really rude to this dancer. She danced up really close to him, and while he was oggling her breasts, she slyly got an ice cube out of his drink. The ice cube was inserted in the appropriate orifice and then reintroduced into his drink. He never noticed and continued to sip away!!!

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    Ew. Guys just don't understand how bad they could really have it when a stripper gets mad. We excel at being devious.

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    OMG, Phil!! That last bit was the funniest damn thing I've heard all day!

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    Man I knew starting this thread would be worth it. :3

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    Wow, where do I begin. Just yesterday I was on stage wearing a one piece romper outfit. Not to many guys tipped me my first song which is typical however at the beginning of my second song they all started running up with money. Finally about 3 minutes into my second song I realized my the crotch of my outfit split open and I had half a p**** lip just hanging out.

    This past Monday I was doing a VIP and unfortuniatly I had drank a lot of "diet rock star" (energy drink). In the middle of the dance I slid off the guys lap, spread my legs and accidently let one rip (and it was loud).

    Once I was swinging around the pole wearing backless shoes, well both shoes came flying off and hit 2 different customers.

    I got my hair stuck in a customers fly zipper once (try explaining that one to management), kicked drinks over, hit my head on the pole, got my period on stage (sent a girl to tell the dj to get me off stage and the dj gets on the mic and goes "sorry guys we have to plumbing problems going on", fell off the pole and cracked a rib, oh gosh I've had a lot of things happen. This worst part is everytime something happens I seem to be sober too.. Can't even blame alcohol
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    LOL! Thanks for the giggle.. I needed that.

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    OMG, where do I start?!

    I have had flying shoes randomly attack custys.

    Slipped off the pole and landed into an unintentional butt plant.

    Was really tipsy one night and put my clothes on upside down and backwards.

    Was laying on my back and smacking my shoes (behind my head) on the stage, misjudged the stage and kicked a guys drink and my foot came back up with the glass on it.

    Did a back flip from the splits on stage and landed on my partners head. (We got major tips for that,lol)


    Was doing a flip up on a couch dance, and when my butt hit his head I farted in his face.


    The funny part about it all is, I'm SOOOO much more a klutz when I'm at home. You get me barefoot, and I will trip on thin air, but usually at work I'm the epitome of grace. Go fuckin' figure.
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    I've done the period spot on the thong too...but the worst was when I started my period on a custys LAP. I don't think he realized (it was a REALLY small spot)...because he still comes in to see me.

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    Hahaha, I've seen girls shoes fly off all the time! One time, a girls shoe ended up behind the bar... just a few feet from me! I was like, "God damn! You're lucky, chicky!!!" I've fallen and tripped more times than I'd like to admit, on stage and off. THe worst was this one time I was spinning around at the bottom of the pool and my fishnet thigh highs got caught on some nut at the bottom or something and ripped! It wasn't too bad at first but was HUGE by the time I got off stage!
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    haha last night. i cut my pussy lip while shaving. it WOULD NOT stop bleeding. so i put one of those tiny long bandaids on it, of course meaning to take it off when i got to work. well i'm doing my first dance and doing the "wedgie" thing with my bottoms (we are topless only) and i look down and heres this bandaid glowing in the blacklight! i knew the custie and he thought i put some oil or something down there. it was funny as hell to me, glad i knew him as i'm sure some guy would be like wtf do you have a bandaid on your pussy ewwww.

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