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    LOL my best friend had put a bandaid on her butt once b/c she had a pimple on it. I think it was a Spongebob one. She's had many embarassing moments too. Kicking her shoes off and hitting ppl. falling off stage, trying to do a pole trick and falling onto her head.
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    The funniest thing I've ever seen in a strip club happened while I working in a bikini bar. This girl was up on the pole doing tricks and twirling around. Well, she had a wig on and I guess it wasn't put on properly, because as she twirled, the thing came flying off. That wasn't even the funny part. THAT was when a customer caught it like he was playing baseball and threw it right back to her. The whole cub was on the floor, because it couldn't have been scripted any better the way it happened. The girl didn't even know that it happened and was wondering what was so funny, until someone ran up to her and told her. Man, I can't even tell that story without losing it to this day. It's even better in person.
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    LOL got a visual of that. that guy must have some catlike reflexes
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    I botch almost every pole trick I do...I was once walking past a guy on my way to stage and just as I got finished winking at him I tripped and fell face first into his buddies crotch. I've knocked a custy out with a shoe. I spill drinks on myself all the time. I once choked on a cherry and my custy had to do the heimlich on me. Fallen on stage. Id say Im only graceful 70% of the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    LOL my best friend had put a bandaid on her butt once b/c she had a pimple on it. I think it was a Spongebob one. She's had many embarassing moments too. Kicking her shoes off and hitting ppl. falling off stage, trying to do a pole trick and falling onto her head.
    LOL! I purposely put the cartoon band-aids on, and when a guy asks about it, I tell them I have a booboo and would they kss it and make it feel better?
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    Oh wow, I thought this was an ancient thread that had been resurrected--well, it's not, but the story I posted on that thread was pretty good, and I saved what I posted there three years ago or whenever in my computer--so here goes:

    If you can't laugh at yourself you aren't worth a damn, I don't care how much money you've got or how cool everybody tells you you are. I have a very high opinion of myself but I have pulled some colossal blunders in my time.

    Ok, I got one for ya, and this could've gotten my ass beaten, LOL. Being a bit of a vampire anyways, and not wanting to go home after getting all wound up at work, a lot of times I go to this after hours bottle club. Its kind of sleazy, not really my kind of place, but if I'm in the right mood it can be fun, especially if some of my late night friends are there.

    There are some rough customers in there, though, sometimes a lot of bikers (the harder-edged variety, not the doctor and lawyer types, mind you), etc.. I like to dress up for work, tie, jacket, etc., and rarely change before going in there. Since I used to ride with some fairly hard-edged bikers in Texas and have scars all over me, I don't really give a damn what they think--but some of them will give you the eye sometimes and you know you need to watch how you carry yourself very carefully.

    Well, one night this woman I know comes in looking for her rock musician boyfriend, who, while he is in many ways a great guy and also a friend of mine, tends--like many rock musicians do--to treat women like shit. She has been throwing herself all over this guy for months on end and he could give a damn. She's like "Have you seen Mike?" and I told her he was in earlier, but I didn't stop him from leaving, which got her all pissed off at me for not helping her debase herself some more.

    So she says in this big loud voice "You suck!!!". I'm standing there, having a great time, a little bit (OK maybe a lot that night) buzzed, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let her get away with embarassing me in front of all these rough characters like that.

    That song "You Suck" comes into my mind (A great song, very funny, and very danceable, sung by a woman about it being time for the GUY to perform oral sex, which as we all know, can involve a little gentle...well you know). So without hesitation, in my extra-loud (even for a DJ, and especially if I've been partying) voice, I snappily come back with...

    "As a matter of fact, I DO SUCK, and I DO IT WELL"

    No sooner had the words left my mouth than I realized what the hell I have just said, where I am, and who is there. Trying to figure out how far away the door is, and whether I can make it there with all my teeth, I summoned up my courage and looked around me to see who was going to throw the first punch.

    I guess it was my lucky night because it was like I wasn't even there. They HAD to have heard me, with my voice, but noone was even looking any where near me. Noone said a damned word about it, so I finished my drink and left. I still go there, and never has anyone mentioned it (thank God).

    I don't know, maybe this is too far from where all of you are at in life, but it's just my funny little story. I have to laugh at myself for this one, I hope some of you find it amusing as well.
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