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    Default Robin William's peace plan! must read

    I think this should probably be in Poo, but for some reason I couldn't get a "new thread" icon to appear, so I put it here instead.

    You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it
    to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now
    is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
    plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

    1..) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
    their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
    Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
    boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

    2..) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
    with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
    don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
    allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3..) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
    and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
    remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
    who or where they are..

    They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4..) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
    90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist
    nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
    yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
    anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5..) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
    bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
    home baby.

    6..) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
    energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
    energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
    wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7..) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
    barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
    They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
    the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8..) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
    world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever,
    for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
    give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9..) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
    don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
    building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
    aliens.

    10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
    no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak
    is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

    Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,

    your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
    'You want a piece of me?' "
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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    Sorry, pretty lady; you've been Snoped.

    You're still OK with me, though.

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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    But still it is funny, and some of it's a damn good idea,lol.
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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    If Robin ran on that platform, I'd probably vote for him. Don't agree with some points on it, but it isn't a meek let's-please-the-world-at-our-expense nor an aggressive we're-the-world's-polcie-department platform.
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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    CO, I didn't even have to look this one up on Snopes to realize it was a hoax. Have you ever actually heard Williams talk about these topics? He would never say anything like this. He's so far left, he falls off the org chart of Hollywood liberals.

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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    Quote Originally Posted by kitana
    I think this should probably be in Poo, but for some reason I couldn't get a "new thread" icon to appear, so I put it here instead.
    Poo is closed for the time being. I don't mind a few threads in the Lounge here and there as long as its kept civil. If it can't be civil, it can wait until Poo reopens.

    If this thread gets ugly, it'll be killed.

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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    How could we possibly have a civil discussion about a bullshit internet hoax that was debunked years ago?

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    Default Re: Robin William's peace plan! must read

    Okie Dokie.. I can't see this NOT turning ugly.

    I've already deleted 2 posts. Poo was closed, meaning that political topics have no place right now (until it opens back up, if it even does).

    If you want to discuss Poo-Related stuff, you can always make your own thread in the Member boards, or take it to a politically-specific forum site. Member boards are completely unmoderated though, so enter at your own risk, for real.

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