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    Has anyone ever heard of a show on howard stern called the smartest stripper contest? hahah I usedto dance with this girl who said she was going there for that or that she wanted to........I've never heard of anything like that......It would be amusing to see though

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    Yes. I've heard it on the Howard Stern show. There is a radio station in Dallas that has done something similar, except it puts a stripper against a local jock of the professional persuasion. The strippers usually win.

    On one occasion it was a stripper against one of the Dallas Cowboys. The question was "Who was the U.S. President during World War II?". She got it right (Franklin Roosevelt), but he answered "Al Gore".

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    he does the show with braindead girls though

    it's not trying to be Stripper Jeopardy. It's trying to embarrass hot girls so people can feel better about not being a hot chick.

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    I've wanted to go on that show and pretend that I was all ditsy until the contest started...hee hee hee.
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    howard stern is the shit..........I wonder what he would say if I went on the show

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    No doubt, hands down (no offense to anyone else, either) but I think the smartest dancer I have ever talked to would be Melonie.

    The reason her boobs are so big is to hide the two extra brains she has.

    Anyway, I haven't heard about that but I really don't like Howerd Stern anyway.
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    he does the show with braindead girls though

    it's not trying to be Stripper Jeopardy. It's trying to embarrass hot girls so people can feel better about not being a hot chick.
    I agree. And frequently, in all honesty, if you watch the E! show, the chicks aren't even that hot.

    Stern has gone so far downhill since he got divorced.
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    Wasn't Mary Carey, porn star, stripper, and California governer candidate, also on the Howard Stern Show? I heard that she took an IQ test, flunked it, and had to clean his toilet with her hair. I also heard that she later went on to try it again, flunked it, and had to clean his toilet with her hair again.

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    ^That's ridiculous. There'd be no way I'd clean a toilet with my hair. LOL

    I really don't care about the contest. I'd much rather see HOWARD take an IQ Test.

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    Wasn't Mary Carey, porn star, stripper, and California governer candidate, also on the Howard Stern Show? I heard that she took an IQ test, flunked it, and had to clean his toilet with her hair. I also heard that she later went on to try it again, flunked it, and had to clean his toilet with her hair again.
    YEP!! I saw that on E! a while ago.....she got on her knees, put her head in a toilet and they flushed!! It was disgusting! She had toilet water splashed on her face.....
    Howard WAS funny, he's really lost it. He's not the "King of all Media" he once was.

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    Thats just gross....

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