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    Did anyone watch it? I caught a good portion of it, I think towards the middle. Egads I was hysterical and appauled at the same time LMAO. So not like the old Dean Martin days!

    But man... Bea Arthur talking about buttsex... I need to go bleach my brain.
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    Default Re: The Pam Anderson Roast

    Heard about it, but didn't see it.

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    I saw only a little part like a 5 min. max. The only one i've seen besides this one is hugh hefner that one i liked. Pam's well i just felt bad for her the guy i saw talking about her was being a big ass.

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    I make it a point to miss these. I saw one and I don't really find a lot of fun in making fun of people. Call it Post Tramatic Childhood.

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    Default Re: The Pam Anderson Roast

    I thought it was a riot, although I had never heard of most of the "comedians" doing the roasting. Most of them spent as much time talking about the size of Tommy Lee's dick as they did roasting Pam. Courtney Love claims to be drug free, but her performance on the show made this really hard to believe. My favorite part was Andy Dick, who presented himself as Pam's plastic surgeon, the one responsible for her incredible breasts. He then went behind her and proceeded to massage her tits to ensure that everything was still in place.

    I'm probably one of the few people in America who has never seen the Pam and Tommy sex video, and although almost everyone mentioned it during their segment, I still didn't hear anything that makes me want to see it!

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    Yea, it was funny... in a painful kinda way. She seemed to be a better sport than Courtney Love for sure, I thought that girl was gonna impale someone. But, it got old kinda fast and I was tired and stoned... I feel asleep. How often do they do these roasts?
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    I thought it was funny, but the jokes were basically repeated for each of the roasters, except of course, Bea Arthur. That was truly bizarre!

    And Courtney Love reminds me of this girl I work with that swears she went to rehab, but we all are like "uh huh". She looked awful. Anna Nicole Smith looked incredible.

    I haven't seen the sex video either. I don't really care, but I think Pamela is awesome.

    I really admire a woman with brains and beauty (she really is no ditzy blonde) who can capitalize on her looks.

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    Default Re: The Pam Anderson Roast

    It was pretty funny. I think that Ross guy took it a little far with the Courtney-Kurt Cobain joke, but I'm a bit of a prude.

    The lady comic at the end (Lisa Lampanelli) was by far the best.

    Pamela is absolutely gorgeous and I agree, she may have capitalized on the ditzy blonde bombshell-thing, but she that woman is no dummy.


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    Pam Anderson's makeup person is an Artist. She better hold onto him/her.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

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    I only caught a little of it and I'm with Emily. The jokes were repeated over and over. How many times can you talk about Tommy Lee's massive dick? Answer: Too many, I guess. (Sidenote, I never thought it was THAT big.)

    And boo to everyone ragging on her work with PETA. Walking in with a giant fur coat is just rude. Not at all funny.

    I want to watch it Saturday night when it is uncensored and uncut. Maybe it'll be better.



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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Pam Anderson's makeup person is an Artist. She better hold onto him/her.
    I really used to like her..BUT


    ^^^^Lol very true! Kinda looking rough imo. Also i lost respect for her because she had a falling with Jane mag. first, they would not publish all her trash about others for the most part i hear, and read. One article in an old Jane mag. she is nasty rude about others.

    Also, i saw the PRADA bag near and on her numerous times....And she speaks for PETA.

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I thought it was funny, but the jokes were basically repeated for each of the roasters, except of course, Bea Arthur. That was truly bizarre!
    OMG!!!!

    She was such a riot!!!!!!

    Made me wish she was MY granny!!!!!
    And Courtney Love reminds me of this girl I work with that swears she went to rehab, but we all are like "uh huh". She looked awful. Anna Nicole Smith looked incredible.
    UGH!!!!!!!!!
    Anna Nichole-look like a crack ho in a borrowed wig imo,but i saw a few of her shows and maybe that impression is stuck in my brain.

    Skinny or Fat,I still would hit that.(unless she wrote me into the will)

    C.Love looked like a worn out....
    MMMMMMMMMMMan that was terrible!!!!
    Shame on them for not escorting her out!!!!
    She was TOASTED while Pam was Roasted!!!
    Terrible!!!!
    I forgot the girls name,but she was the girl in the green dress thing who said something,and courtny was all over her boyfriend on the couch,MEOW!!!!!!!!
    She was brutal!!!!!!!
    Courtney was the butt of more jokes then Pam and one day she will be very sorry about it in front of her kids.

    I haven't seen the sex video either. I don't really care, but I think Pamela is awesome.
    She has come along way since the TV show "tool time",and i will admit,she made the best tool time girl for Tim Allen IMO.(although the brunette who replaced her is just freekin ART)

    I have seen the video in question,and yea,its true and was worthey of every joke told last night.
    I really admire a woman with brains and beauty (she really is no ditzy blonde) who can capitalize on her looks.
    I agree,beauty with brains,nothing better!!!!!!

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    Default Re: The Pam Anderson Roast

    really..wow, I thought Anna Nicole looked sexy as all hell

    http://www.dailyceleb.com/production...a+nicole+smith

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Pam Anderson's makeup person is an Artist. She better hold onto him/her.
    you liked that big hair????

    i kept looking for a part and a direction????

    Gimmie her hairstyle when she was running down the beach saving people!


    Please ladies,Big hair aint kewl!!!!!!!!

    The bee-Hive is a no-no!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    really..wow, I thought Anna Nicole looked sexy as all hell

    ehhhhhh ok,i didnt see those shots of her,only the views from her sitting at the table during the show.

    Not to shabby,still wouldnt do her unless i was in the will.

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    The infamous Pam and Tommy tape, or as I like to call it: the tribute to tommy lee's dick.

    I avoid roasts unless its someone i really like. The roasts are getting out of control everyone has one now.

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    It was over all pretty funny, it takes a "big" person (Pam) to take all the ridicule and still have fun

    And I have to agree about Anna Nicole, she looked good but it would take alot to do her

    and nobody can convince me courtney Love is clean in any aspect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    really..wow, I thought Anna Nicole looked sexy as all hell

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    I preferred her Marilyn-esque look better.
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    I have to agree with most of you about the sex tape getting old. I mean, it was a lot of repeats of the same 'joke' over and over. I really like her, think she is really smart.....but the roast just wasn't that good. I laughed out loud a little here and there, I'm hoping the unedited one is better. I will also say I think her hair was atrocious and her outfit was a little strange.

    But what got old the most for me .....Courtney Love. What the hell was that?! She kept yelling and shoulting and making a scene......I just don't get it. How does she have custody of her child back? I mean, she's really out of her mind it seems. Oh well.

    I'm hoping to catch the uncut one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    you liked that big hair????
    i kept looking for a part and a direction????
    Gimmie her hairstyle when she was running down the beach saving people!
    Please ladies,Big hair aint kewl!!!!!!!!
    The bee-Hive is a no-no!!!!!!
    You are reading into what I said, things that I didnt say.

    In fact I am not attracted to her I've seen her without makeup. She probably really looks a lot like you under that mask.

    LOL (poor gal)
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    I think Anna Nicole is beautiful but her hair just looks like shit there. She looks better with short hair.

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    I'm watching it right now.. It's too freaking fun, but man, they're brutal!

    Andy Dick was hilarious.

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    Er.. And Courtney Love? Who is she trying to fool? Clean and sober my arse.

    "I've been clean and sober for a year.. So all these yolks.. er.. jokes.. jokes don't bother me."

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    But, did anyone notice when they shot to Andy Dick while someone was making fun of him... he seemed to get increasingly pissed off. He's funny, but doesn't have much of a sense of humor... That makes no sense! Lol. Nm.
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    Heh.. Yeah, I noticed that. He looked like he was out for blood.

    I like when he got up when someone was making fun of him, and walked over to Tommy Lee, then buried his face in Tommy's crotch.

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