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    OK, let's try this again now that the board seems to be functioning....
    Most of you probably saw my thread about my first night dancing, and the fact that a customer made an insulting comment about my 'kitty cat'. This is what he said: 'you have a nice fat kitty cat, I like that' (*gag*, i know)
    Well, I've always thought my kitty seemed to have some extra padding, but I never worried about it much. But after this comment I started paying attention to the other girls' hoohas and, mine IS fat :-( WAY too fat.
    Last night I looked at it in the mirror in some of the positions that I was in on stage, and I was struck by how ugly and gross it looked to me. This sucks! So I'm this thin, petite girl with a fat kitty. Ugh. The next club I work at will definitely be topless, not fully nude!
    Do guys really like 'fat kitties', or was this guy just a weirdo?
    Any of you ever feel self-conscious about the appearance of your kitty?

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    Default here kitty kitty

    Like anything else in life, it's a matter of personal preference. Some guys like 'em big & meaty. Some like as little lip as possible. Some have there prefered ratio, And for others it's all about the clit.

    Rest assure that one man's camel toe is another man's turn-on, and vice versa.

    Don't get freaked out. Like blowjobs, all pussy is good pussy Besides, there are entire websites dedicated to woman such as yourself. And if you'd like an, ahhhh, "objective" opinion, please feel free to PM me a pic

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    Fat kitty is good. Alot of guys like it. Thankfully all kitties don't look the same! I'd work the fat kitty - sets you apart. I'm sure you'll do well with it

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    Some guys have been telling me I have a big clit. I never looked at it like that but Ive gotten great reviews so far. I have no problem with it. To me this is the same catagory as boobs where as long as its not in some freakish state like if you have one giant hanging labia and one tiny tiny one then I think youll be alright.
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    I usually hear how pretty my pussy is... but one asshole seemed to enjoy calling it a camel toe the other night. He was grinning really big so I don't know if he was just trying to piss me off or not. I've also heard it's got some extra padding on it... and that it's a good thing, helps "absorb" more. Ya, I dunno. I don't really like mine either.
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    I saw this article on the weekend. It looks like you're not alone!

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    Hey I asked this same question about 2 weeks ago and I didn't get much responce. But I too have a Phat kitty and that was one reason why I didn;t want to work at a full nude club because I felt as if I was abnormal or something! All my pass boyfriends say they love it!! Thanks for asking this question again for me!!!

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    yea.. i have one too.. but it doesnt look bad.. not "that fat"

    But i decided im going to do the surgery in about 6 months or so.

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    OMG! You have to tell us how it goes! How much will it cost? What are you thinking about having done exactly?
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    I Heard Something About Correcting It With Surgery. Do You Have The Information On It? I Had It A Long Time Ago But I Lost It. Please Let Me Know. I Too Want The Surgery!! My Boyfriend Is Going To Hate Me For Doing It But I Really Want To Have It Done.

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    Im going to trim the labia. Ive been quoted about 4k, not sure which doc i am going to go with yet.

    anyone have any recommendations?

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    tampa

    inner or outer labia?

    do you work in a nude club?

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    please don't get cosmetic surgery on your vulva! this is a risky procedure- because we know so little about the nerves in the genital area related to sexual response, it is far too likely that you will suffer nerve damage and loss of sexual response as an effect of this procedure. you are risking your sexual well being. while cosmetic labia reconstruction is relatively new, it is not unusual for women who have undergone hysterectomies, myomectomies, and other genital surgeries to report drastic loss of sensation and sexual function. some women even lose the ability to orgasm. one method of labia reconstruction is to sever most of the labia from the base of the vulva, trim out "excess", and reattach them. the clitois is actually a much larger organ than most people know, and has "legs" that extend in a wishbone shape unerneath the labia towards the vagina. surgery in this area is far too likely to damage or sever important nervous structures of the clitoris. please invest your money in a good sex therapist, instead, and work on your self esteem. there is NO reason to feel inadequate simply because you are not the "average" woman. the "average" woman is an airbrushed creation. the "average" woman doesn't exist. you are not now, nor will you ever be, the "average" woman. instead, you are nature- random, ingenius, perfect.
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    hell ya I have big pussy lips and one of my ex's said they were like wings and they looked like a pair of nuts...wtf they;re not thaaaat big..........also when I sanced at a nude club guys mentioned how I have a big pussy.....ehh

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    HAHAHAHAHA! Stella, you made my day! LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Croft
    I saw this article on the weekend. It looks like you're not alone!
    Oh Jesus H Christ! Like people aren't already starting to look the same as it is.

    I like all kitties unless they are green and pussy and/or smell bad. Those kitties I don't like.

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    it still shocks me that some people think it is appropriate at a strip club to make comments about ones vagina. Why do people have to think out loud? where would that kind of comment EVER be appropriate? I would simply not have the nerve to say something like that to a total stranger...

    He may of thought he was being nice. I think I would of told him that calling it fat will give it a complex and that he should keep those things to him self, or maybe that it's fat from eating rude customers.

    Also, just because men notice something is different, doesn't mean they care that it is different, and you shouldn't either!

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    OMG, chloekitten, LMAO at those responses! I'm reading this at work and literally had to stifle my laughter!

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    so does "fat kitty" mean big labia? If so, I have that too. I'm all for plastic surgery but I really don't think I'll ever be spending $4000 to trim down my pussy. I swear I've never had a guy complain and I doubt I ever will.

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    Yes, Bunny, I mean big labia (labia majora, not the inner lips).
    And yeah, I feel a little self-conscious about mine, but not nearly enough to consider surgery.

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    When I first started dancing (bikini), there was this customer that thought my kitty kat was so fat, that he would blow up his cheeks like Louis Armstrong when I was on stage. I personally don't think it's fat at all and he was the only one that has said it to me, so I think it was just him.


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    I think if I had flappy inner labia, I'd probably want to do something about it, but fat outer labia...kinda sexy to me.

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    Good lord, I can't imagine why a woman would want to get plastic surgery on their labia. I've seen a lot of different kinds. Skinny, fat, short, long, doesn't matter; they all look god.

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    My inner labia are ridiculous. I hate how they are so abnormally long. It was the only thing that made me hesitate about stripping, but I just went with it. Our club is nude and I've seen all different kinds. Men haven't complained when I give private dances (one guy said "oh, that's from too much sex" and I said, "I'm twenty, I've had four boyfriends, how much sex could I have had?" He was retarded and trying to take advantage, so I didn't care).

    I'm still self-conscious a bit, but don't care nearly as much. Still, my doctor agreed there is some 'redundant' skin. I've looked into getting them trimmed, and I know it's controversial, but so is laser eye surgery, BAs, etc. I think if someone has done the research, ultimately it's a personal decision. Life is too short to go on feeling needlessly bad about yourself in any way.

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    In the adult industry, its called being "Blown Out!".
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