...From last night...A guy comes up to me and says :"How did you grow your tits so big?"I told him,that I'm like a camel,store the liquids there in case of dehydration.He had a very puzzled look on his face,made me laugh.




...From last night...A guy comes up to me and says :"How did you grow your tits so big?"I told him,that I'm like a camel,store the liquids there in case of dehydration.He had a very puzzled look on his face,made me laugh.
So THAT'S where all a dancer's drinks go!(And you'd be a Bactrian camel--two humps--as opposed to a Dromedary with only one...you can remember that since a B has two humps and a D has only one! OK, I'll be quiet now...)
i agree with you. i always wonder about the men that i know on "the outside" would act in a stripclub. that would really be interesting to see.Originally Posted by lildreamer316
....i did not design this game...i did not name the stakes...i just happen to like apples...and i am not afraid of snakes... -Ani Difranco


Rudest things said to me:
1. ::man leaning over rail on stage waving $1.00:: You'll have to WORK for this, baby!
2. So when do you go to work? (different man than #1)
3. Precomment-I was talking to another customer about my upcoming graduation from college & about the classes I had to take and this guy says, "You don't have to take that class, I should know, I'm a HS counselor" and I said, "well, I'm college, and yes I do." And he says (and this is the rude comment) "What do you know you're just a stupid stripper."
I was so shocked all I could say back was "And you're offensive. Nice." Wish I could have thought of something better, heh.
You should have told him, "If you want me to work for it... then you'd better get out more than a dollar." Cheap ass. This isn't a friggin' dollar store. I hate when they act like their dollar is like gold or something. If they are rude I say "All you are gonna get for that dollar with that attitude here is a nasty look". I am not a whore, I am not going to sit here and spread my legs over and over for ten minutes for a dollar! I won't even go over to them or take it when they act like this, and I'll tell them that their dollar is not worth it. I hate when they say "That's it?!" after you dance in front of them for a tip. I usually say "A dollar- That's it?" or ask them "What do you want for a dollar?". Please... I am naked here... what am I going to get for a dollar? I can barely even buy a pack of gum with that.Originally Posted by naughtynaomi
....i did not design this game...i did not name the stakes...i just happen to like apples...and i am not afraid of snakes... -Ani Difranco
I was in a club in Sarnia once. There was an attractive woman from Quebec on stage, and by the end of the third song, she still had her thong on.
Some drunk in the front row demanded that she 'show us some pussy'.
The front row hadn't tipped at all yet, which must be why she said, 'You want pussy, give me some money!'.
As she stormed off the stage, a single dollar coin was heard to land near the poll, and it rolled slowly to her feet.
You'd think she'd kick the guy in the face or something... but she gracefully bent over, picked up the coin, and pulled her g-string aside and snapped it back so quickly I wasn't sure she'd done it.
She ended up booked solid for private dances for the night.
(I'm not sure there is a point to this, but it seemed vaguely on topic...)





Well, being a high-school guidance counselor is such high-status job it's probably given him a superiority complex.Originally Posted by naughtynaomi
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Oh man....lol. Maybe they check their brains at the door. And I've been with my BF in a strip club....a few actually, lol. I mean, he definitely appreciates the dancers onstage. Which is a good thing because I know the majority of them haha...and I think its hilarious when they start to talk to me/flirt from the stage as guys stare and start becoming pervy. Girls, just remember that you wear the pants in this industry and you don't have to take S from anyone. I don't and I just waitress in the club......if I had on 6" heels and a guy pissed me off, I'd boot him reeeeal good.
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