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    So on the way home last night I came around a curve and there were three moose in the highway... no way to avoid them. Do you know how big a moose is? But despite how smashed up it is, the car works fine, I drove home... and this morning borrowed a neighbor's truck to get into town and signed the final divorce settlement... in a week or two I will be a free man! Even totalling my car can't ruin my mood today!!

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    Eek! Glad to hear you're ok! I can't imagine hitting a moose- I freaked out when I hit a skunk!

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    And I thought I had wierd things happen to me....
    Congrats! Have a kick ass divorce party for yourself!!!


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    Wow, I almost forgot... A bunny ran onto the FREEWAY on my way home from work! Thank God there were no other car around, I swerved and didn't hit the little guy.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    Wow, I almost forgot... A bunny ran onto the FREEWAY on my way home from work! Thank God there were no other car around, I swerved and didn't hit the little guy.
    Isn't is strange the crazy things we'll do for little fuzzy animals?

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    Damn! I hit a deer once but luckily he just skimmed the front end. I had deer snot and hair all over my headlights and grill. He was crossing the road with his family (about 6 of them), and he was the last. Didn't see him until I got up close. Looked like a bunch of sticks in the road.

    Then another time, I almost hit a COW at 2AM on my road. Don't ask. I lived in a really small town before I moved to a real small city.. LOL

    Congrats on the divorce! I framed my decree from the first one. Heh

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    Nah, it was probably one of the sweetest guys I'd come across all night.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Lucky moose have long legs eh?

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    ^^^ exactly!!!

    I'm also psyched because I had my custom made electric mandolin with me and it is also unscathed... the car will be A LOT easier to replace...

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    My brother hit a cow on the freeway with a big rig. Did not end too well for the cow.
    My co-worker's dad hit a cow that had strayed out of the dairy fence in the fog at night. Tough deal. The way the cow rolled up onto the roof, it fell onto the passenger side- if it had rolled the other way, his dad would have died.
    Count your blessings and buy a really hot car now! Wheee!

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    Default Re: Hit moose, signed divorce papers

    Your very lucky in one respect ( the moose not going through windshield ) sorry to hear about the divorce that's too bad man !

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    I think this calls for Moosehead beer at your divorce party.

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    Default Re: Hit moose, signed divorce papers

    and of course...

    Chocolate moose for desert.

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