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    Playgirl's hunks? The hairy, chubby & poor!

    Forget waxed chests and rock-hard abs. A new survey finds ladies like their men scruffy, a wee bit chubby - and definitely not a metrosexual.

    Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers what they find sexy in a man and the answers were surprising: 42% said they thought love handles were kind of sexy and 47% approved of chest hair.


    So CO, you can stop spending all that time shaving your back. Apparently girls don't mind.
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    Heh.. I love guys with love handles. I'm not much for the ripped abs (except for a few), vein-popping type of guys anyway.

    Yay for Average Joes!!!

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    So CO, you can stop spending all that time shaving your back. Apparently girls don't mind.
    Thanks for thinking of me, pretty lady.

    Just think of all the money I'm going to save! I think I'll buy a new gas-powered nose hair trimmer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Thanks for thinking of me, pretty lady.

    Just think of all the money I'm going to save! I think I'll buy a new gas-powered nose hair trimmer!
    Nose hair? The way you comb it out over your upper lip I thought it was a mustache.
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    Now I know why I can't get a date... it's all the weight I lost....

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    Yes, we may be superficial when it comes to being attracted to women.

    But just think what that selection process has done for our womens' genetics.

    If we weren't so concerned with your appearances, you gals may have ended up looking like us.

    Gross! (does it seem so bad now?)
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    I've always been a sucker for the average joe's. LOVE 'EM! They have more to offer. (Hope my bf wouldn't take that as an insult)

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    Rich playboys need not apply - only 4% of women said the size of a man's wallet mattered.


    Metrosexuals are also out: 73% want a guy who is "rough around the edges."
    Whatever a Metrosexual is (A gay man who likes the Mets?).




    I'm with sh0t.

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    I'm with Sh0t here.



















    OMG did I actually SAY that???


    Seriously tho. I can't help thinking most those respondents were either full of crap or considering they're PLAYGIRL readers - who wants to bet they're mostly middle-aged frumpy housewives who feel uncomfortable saying they like a hot guy cuz they ain't so hot themselves? LOL

    I like a lil chest hair but I can do without the rug on the back and the love handles are DEFINITELY a NO-NO. Say no to scruffy!!!

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    Madcap: metrosexual is basically a guy who is clean-cut and fashionably dressed. Guys who SOME people might call "gay" based on their overly attractive appearance, but who are actually STRAIGHT.

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    I don't want ripped abs. I don't want fluffy either.

    Me? I like scrawny geeky guys with long hair and long, clean, almost feminine hands.

    I would have said no to ripped abs and no to chest hair, too... simply because I'm not attracted to fat and hairy OR skinny and smooth.

    I like mine right in the middle.

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    And....they're asking women who actually buy magazines featuring hot buff body-hair-lacking men. hmmmmm, lil contradictory there???

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Not many men do not have chest hair unless they've removed it. I'm not sure why women don't unless it's genetically determined. Hence my earlier post.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    From the article:
    Rich playboys need not apply - only 4% of women said the size of a man's wallet mattered.

    Oh what a crock of shit.


    Well of course the size of our wallets doesn't matter. Every woman knows thanks to ATM and credit cards, we don't have to carry that much cash in our wallets anymore. They also know that some of use a money clip. They never mentioned the size of our bank accounts / credit lines now did they?

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    well thank god!

    I was getting sick of saying "NO, I'm not pregnant!!"

    Now bring on the cheetos and sweatpants!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    well thank god!

    I was getting sick of saying "NO, I'm not pregnant!!"

    Now bring on the cheetos and sweatpants!!!!
    You are more then average.

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    I love pretty men! I am really attracted to the lean muscular look without body hair and a nice tan.

    As far as the money thing, I need a man who can earn at least as much as me. I'm not interested in supporting a man. I have never been a gold digger, and am unimpressed with guys who try to buy love.

    I did marry a male stripper. We sometimes go to the day spa together for beauty treatments!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Can I have some of those cheetos ! lol - One day I wil be ripped again NOT ! , oh well I can run as far as I need to and I am a good cook - I have a great wife and we get along great , we work on our bodys not hard enough but we are happy with each other and really thats all that matters - I have accepted the reality of us not looking like the people in FHM , people , playboy - its not realistic I would die trying to get there ! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    well thank god!

    I was getting sick of saying "NO, I'm not pregnant!!"

    Now bring on the cheetos and sweatpants!!!!

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    And you get MORE average as the years go on. The mind narrows, the ass widens, and hair grows where you don't want it to grow. But the real bonus: Annual physicals take on a whole new personality.

    At least now I can quit holding in my expansive gut, and lose the comb-over.
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Bellies are sexy to me because they are so soft and sensual, tender and juicy, they make me want to touch and taste them, and if there were a contest for giving belly blowjobs, I'm sure I would win.
    Washboard stomachs make me want to run screaming; flat stomachs are like flat chests to me, they just do nothing for me. But curvy, pillowy bellies that I can lay my head on, that I can rub up against, tease and tickle and bite and lick, tweak gently when I'm busy doing something else, get me every time.

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