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    Default If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.

    Ahhhh, the "white collar drug" - aside from being a great song, here is some interesting information about cocaine.

    Among other interesting bits - if I remember correctly;
    Freud called it the miracle drug. Then again, he wanted to fuck his mother.
    Some groups used it to feed slaves...because they'd work harder and non-stop for days without getting hungry.
    Also...in the original Coca-Cola - you had the equivalent of about a line of coke.
    On the down side? It is HIGHLY addictive...in some studies they found that monkeys would perform meaningless button pushing tasks over and over....a couple hundred times...just for a bump.
    Also, you never know how much you can handle. Some people have had the equivalent of a line for medicinal purposes at a doctor's office, and it has resulted in death.
    Finally, the more you do it...the more you need for a high...but the LESS your body's ability to handle it is...which can, again, result in death.

    Fascinating stuff....just fascinating.

    NOTE: (and edit): I am NOT advocating its use, nor am I saying it is positive by saying it's fascinating. I think driving at 200 MPH would be fascinating, too.....doesn't mean I think it's smart.

    http://www.a1b2c3.com/drugs/coc01.htm
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    Default Re: If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.

    Look up the recipe if you want to stop your cravings. Do you like the flavor of KEROSENE?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.

    Yea - cocaine is so good for you...

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    Default Re: If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.

    Mojo, what the f*ck are you doing experimenting with blow? Jeezus.

    I have been tempted to, but that stopped when the guy who offered it freely admitted it was cut with who knows what (as he snorted it off of a dinner plate...)

    Nothing good comes from this stuff, other than producing income for Columbians. And they're mean motherscratchers anyway. See, no good.

    PS When my brother sold crank, he would laugh about the people who bought from him- he would cut his drugs in the kitchen with flour, baking soda and Ajax. I would go into the kitchen after Saturday morning cartoons and wonder why flour and Ajax was spilled on the counter.....
    But it's times like that I love Darwinism.

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