
Originally Posted by
LemonLime
You failed to make the cheerleading squad. You react to this serious derailment of all your social-climbing dreams by:
A) Sitting in your room in the dark all weekend, making little cuts in your forearm with a razor blade.
B )Claiming you quit the squad before you got cut, once you realized how "unbelievably stupid" cheerleading is.
C )Giving herpes to the entire football team—who then pass it on to their cheerleader girlfriends. Vengeance is yours!
Before I became a stripper, with my low self esteem, A) would have been my answer. And this actually happened to me.
Now, having been in this line of work for a few years. And if I could go back, my answer would be C).
I hope this doesn't sound too bitchy. Oh, well.
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