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    ARgh! people are such idiots!

    The LEFT lane is for PASSING!!! not for hogging while you eat your burrito and don't notice that you're going below the speed limit

    Don't ask me if I would like anything else when I'm at the drive through if you're going to forget the first thing I asked you for. If you are a forgetfull person them make each thing as i order it, or write it down!

    Don't bring my dinner before you bring me a fork - DUH I need a fork to eat it with, and besides, what the hell are you doing back there for 40 minutes while my food is cooked?

    DON'T get a customer service job if you don't speak ENGLISH!!!!!!

    Don't HIRE employees for a customer service job if they don't speak English

    DON'T try to disguise your incompetence by saying that the system is too slow right now - You should have a solution to every problem if you are the SERVICE GUY!!!

    DO finish installing my kitchen cubboards, even if it means you have to go to your truck to get the right size screwdriver.... And DON'T try to steal my hammer!

    Read the damn manual before you start asking stupid questions

    If the tag is not on it don't expect ME to correct the problem - I'm BUYING the item, not SELLING it

    Be aware of your surroundings! Don't block the whole sidewalk while you stroll leisurely

    Don't think you're funny when you make a dumbass comment about my name - you're not the only smartass

    Don't list iced tea and lemonade in the same sentence on your menu if one comes with refills and the other doesn't

    And remember folks:

    IT'S not really "saving" money if you weren't going to pay the full price anyway

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    Default Re: 1001 rants

    Quote Originally Posted by Meea
    Don't bring my dinner before you bring me a fork - DUH I need a fork to eat it with, and besides, what the hell are you doing back there for 40 minutes while my food is cooked?
    Hehe, that happened to me the other night. Except I was the waitress. The hostesses are supposed to bring the silverware for the guests and I'm not in the habit of noticing. I came to refill drinks after the salad was served and the couple demanded to speak to a manager. I had no idea what was wrong. Lol, they didn't even hint to what was wrong!! I would normally feel bad about a mistake like that, but they were mean even before that!!

    Great list Meea!!



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    Don't expect me to read minds! Tell me what you want.
    Don't say I will do something if you haven't asked me. Now you can do it!
    Don't assume things. If you don't know ask me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kryssy
    Don't expect me to read minds! Tell me what you want.
    Don't say I will do something if you haven't asked me. Now you can do it!
    Don't assume things. If you don't know ask me!
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