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    Stripper handbook

    So my girlfriends and I always joke about the "stripper handbook". You know, stuff like... not giving out your number or address because you'll wake up one morning with a regular mowing your lawn. So we'd say:
    Rule #1 Make MONEY HONEY
    Rule #2 Don't hook up with customers
    Rule #3 Don't give out personal info
    Rule #4 Don't fuck the DJ, all the road girls do. That's right. He's a stripper conisuerre, but don't fuck him.
    Rule #5 Keep your kitty off the pole. Kitty's don't climb poles, legs do.
    Rule #6 Don't talk about your personal life at work. If you want a secret kept the best way to do so is to keep it to yourself. If it gets out here, it'll get fucked up.
    Rule #7 .....
    And so on... Anyone else wanna add?
    Any one actually take the time to write them down before? We used to seriously think we were gonna make one to take on the road with us for girls to add in!

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    #8 Don't complain to customers. They can get that at home; they come to the club to get away from it all. Keep the fantasy alive or call it an early night!

    I'm not perfect and have had nights where I griped about how slow it was or how irritating customers were....seldom got me anywhere..and the guys spent money on other girls!!!!!
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    #9 Remember that you were new once too
    #10 Don't buy the same outfit that someone else has. If you happen to get one like someone else's don't wear it on the days that they wear theirs.

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    #11 (We just talked about this one) Don't bring your SO around the club. Keep business and personal separate.
    #12 Lock up your stuff. Lock up your stuff. Lock up your stuff.
    "This above all: to thine own self be true."

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    #13. don’t waist your hard earned dollars on BS. SAVE SAVE SAVE


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    #14 don't bring your otc business into the dressing room. leave your coke, ex, pimp's #, and all the rest at home.
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    #15 Don't ask to use others supplies unless you know them and can replish them. Ex. makup, tampons, babywipes

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    #16 Beware of where your face goes if you wear a lot of foundation or lipstick. (Clothes, etc.)
    "This above all: to thine own self be true."

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    #17 Never, ever leave any kind of drink unattended. If you were not holding it in plain sight the entire time, don't drink it.

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    Umm.......

    That(the handbook) actually exists and I own a copy or two.I will dig it out (it was given to me in 1994 when I started dancing) and post some things from it.
    Grinding is for coffee and meat.
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    #18 Avoid perfume and be careful about any type of lotion etc. that has a strong smell and absolutely, positively NO GLITTER.
    Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. ~Christopher Morley, Kitty Foyle

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    #19 If you must insist on wearing lotion or oil...keep your damn hands and body parts away from the pole!!

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    #20 if you get lotion or grease on the pole, please wipe it down with alcohol. No one like a slimey pole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by venusofwillendorf
    #14 don't bring your otc business into the dressing room. leave your coke, ex, pimp's #, and all the rest at home.



    anyway...

    21. don't talk about what you made to anyone, even your boyfriend
    22. don't settle for drinks if you are not making money
    23. put your money in your shoe or underwear when you are leaving the club....keep it on your body at all times at work
    24. don't smoke while collecting your tips
    25. don't chew gum (guilty!)
    26. don't sing along to your song (guilty of this too!)
    27. don't gossip (very guilty of this)

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    2 Show some respect to girls who have danced longer than you
    29) When you start a new club, be humble and lay low until you know who is who
    In a black light trance, then go go dance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxey
    2 Show some respect to girls who have danced longer than you
    29) When you start a new club, be humble and lay low until you know who is who

    I think you should treat everyone with respect (even customers), no matter how long you've been there....it's the only way to be treated with respect yourself.

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    #30. Make As Much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ As You Can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #31 respect what you earn, always keep some for a rainy day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxey
    2 Show some respect to girls who have danced longer than you
    29) When you start a new club, be humble and lay low until you know who is who

    Experienced dancer should be nice to newbies.(seen lots of newbies get eaten alive by so-called pro's)
    A womens body is a beautiful piece of art.Strip clubs are a dancer's gallery.

    Does society ever make you think "What the fuck?"

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    #32 Never ask another girl why she's getting so many lapdances, it makes you sound like one of those bitches who mentally keeps track and threatens to punch you out if you get another dance. If you want pointers, be tactful.

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    #33 Don't take any rude comments personally

    #44 Stay away from the drama as much as possible

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    #35 (Almost 4got) DON'T dance to music someone else dances to unless you've asked if it's okay.

    Some girls are really testy about this. I for one am very selective about my music and I go thru a lot to make it unique. So if someone starts all the sudden dancing to my music, I NOTICE. It's okay if they aren't up there copying how I dance to it, and they have mentioned to me that they like the song and would like to dance to it. But I have recently been to one of my old clubs and used to bring lots of new music into and seen some of the girls have picked up my songs and now use the same sequence and routines I did. NICE! Glad I had a good impact but PLEASE... be you're own person.
    My old traveling partner once stopped a girls stage and discretly threatened her for taking one of her songs... she played it right before my girl was set to go up. WRONG move, the girl left the stage crying in the middle of her song. Had to give my girl props because she even tipped the girl. She acted like she was being sweet giving her the tip. Who would've known the girl suddenly had to go?

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    36- Don't harass the DJ or get on his bad side

    37- Don't anything on the floor that looks dumb from far off like eating, sitting around

    "You have demonic genius" -Naomi Wolf
    "I very much resent it when people - maybe with good intentions or from a progressive point of view - keep telling me, 'It's their culture' ... It's like saying the culture of Massachusetts is burning witches." -Azar Nafisi


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    #38 Keep your bare booty off the ground.

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    # 39 Don't blatently copy other dancers moves / choreography!!!!!

    # 40 Don't slag off other dancers to customers ever and especially don't make up lies about them!

    #41 Don't give out other dancers personal info.

    #42 Remember to SMILE!

    # 43 Don't apply oil and / or moisturiser and then do floor work on the stage! The workplace should be safe no slippery!

    # 44 Be assertive.

    # 45 Keep your self esteem no matter what the situation!!!!!

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