So my girlfriends and I always joke about the "stripper handbook". You know, stuff like... not giving out your number or address because you'll wake up one morning with a regular mowing your lawn. So we'd say:
Rule #1 Make MONEY HONEY
Rule #2 Don't hook up with customers
Rule #3 Don't give out personal info
Rule #4 Don't fuck the DJ, all the road girls do. That's right. He's a stripper conisuerre, but don't fuck him.
Rule #5 Keep your kitty off the pole. Kitty's don't climb poles, legs do.
Rule #6 Don't talk about your personal life at work. If you want a secret kept the best way to do so is to keep it to yourself. If it gets out here, it'll get fucked up.
Rule #7 .....
And so on... Anyone else wanna add?
Any one actually take the time to write them down before? We used to seriously think we were gonna make one to take on the road with us for girls to add in!



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