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    ..........and if you don't....bite me.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    clap clap

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    Well - at least I'm not alone, eh?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    u sure arent!

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    I have beer - home brew, even....come on over!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Kin I clap my bootay, instead, & bite u anyway? I have "middle of the night wakeup" sometimes. My allergies have been kickin' my ass lately, & have fallen asleep early lately. Bee right over for da brew, 'cept I drink coffee, fruit juice, water, etc...


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    Clappity Clap Clap

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    I sleep two hours a night, you are not alone.

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    CLAP CLAP

    Heh, I've got the clap.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    CLAP CLAP

    Heh, I've got the clap.

    you may want to get that checked out. i had the clapper once, caught part of my house on fire.

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    clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
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    <Golf clap, cuz it's late>

    It's 2:45am, I just polished off half a pizza, and I'm watching college football. Yup, I'm an insomniac.
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    CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

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    Clap Clap
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    CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
    FUCKING CLAP!!!!


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    Clap, Clap, times a million claps!!!!!!!

    I would soooo like to sleep!
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    CLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
    CLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
    CLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
    CLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
    CLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!





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    CLAP!




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    Muther Fucking Clappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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    I think we ought to have sex parties for insomniacs. At least it would be something to look forward to each night. Only rule is you have to give more than you get!
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Sex just makes me more energized.. I just want some sleep.. just three hours even without an interruption of my mind..


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    Has anyone tried meditation, like TM?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis
    Clap, Clap, times a million claps!!!!!!!

    I would soooo like to sleep!
    I could go to sleep if I really wanted to but that’s boring.. lol

    CLAP, CLAPITY, CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    As a Ninja, I am not allowed to sleep.

    ClapCLAP
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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    I think we ought to have sex parties for insomniacs. At least it would be something to look forward to each night. Only rule is you have to give more than you get!
    If you give more than you get, then who's getting all the giving? Greedy bastard.


    I want to sleep.



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