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    Blah, I hate these little intro speeches, anything that i could find remotely close was in 2003. So its about time to make a thread like this.

    Dani's toolbox got broken into at her old job. And they stole some tools from her. Nice tools too, craftsman pneumatic sockets, so she is telling a customer. The next night he had a whole new set for her and she refused at first and he told her that she needed them for school so take them.

    I know there has got to be some strange stuff being given. Lets hear it.

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    Aww, how sweet of that customer.

    I was offered carmel brownies (in factory plastic wrap) but I did not know the customer so I politely declined. (Can't be too careful about product tampering.)

    It works in reverse too- I tried to get a customer to donate money to the Sierra Club, but his idea of wilderness charity was wanting to take me to his Lake Tahoe cabin. (Declined that too.)

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    For my b-day about 5 yrs ago, I got a plush 36" Tigger. Talk about wierd, lol.

    And the guy came up to the stage and tipped it to me at that! I mean I loved it, and I still have it, but it was strange.
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    For Valentines day a few years ago I had my regular give me an Eagles T shirt (I am a HUGE HUGE Eagles fan) and a big purple VIBRATOR
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    ^ did he include batteries?

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    Last week I told a customer that I had a backache (more for the reason so he won't give me any more bear hugs),and ther next day he brought in a back massager,not a brand new one,in a plastic bag,with a package of Ben Gay,and left right away.I suppose that was sweet of him,but the problem is that he's been acting a little obsessed even before all this,so I didn't want to accept it.Then he says that he would like me to try it out for about 2 weeks,then he would bring another one in to try,and then after 2 more weeks a third one,while returning the previous ones back to him.The purpose was for me to try all 3 of them and tell him which one's the best and he would buy it.This seemed very odd,and he kind of forced it on me.I want to give it back to him and not accept anything more,but he's out of town and won't be in the club,but all of a sudden he started to call a few times a day,starting at 9 am,(I'm home at 330am).I know,I should have never given him my number,which I never really do with customers,but he seemed totally harmless and offered help with computers.It's time to figure out how to tell him that he needs to stop it,and I don't know the best way to do it without offending a lonely person like him,and avoiding a potential stalker.

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    shoot him in the leg.

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    When a girl I work with had started dancing . She had went out and bought a bunch of stripper clothes. Well one night someone stole them . The clothes were found on the mens bathroom floor covered with pee. (I think a girl was behind it)
    Well a customer heard what happened and brought her to the sex store and bought her four complet outfits.

    When I hurt my knee a guy brought me in a bottel of deep cold and some wake ups. It was a big help.
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    Strange gifts? well, my regular was recently vacationing in Hawaii and he sent me 2 huge boxes full of of pineapples and papayas, and about 20 boxes of chocolate covered macadamia nuts! what can i do with that much chocolate? But the BEST gift anyone ever bought me was my new 2006 CLS 500 mercedes!!

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    one of my regulars at my old club once bought me in a huge platter of gourmet cheeses and crackers, because we'd had a conversation the week before about how much we liked cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladygame
    But the BEST gift anyone ever bought me was my new 2006 CLS 500 mercedes!!
    Wow!... That is one expensive car ....

    The strangest gift, (if you could call it that), was helping a dancer with her physics and chemistry homework in a strip club. When I visited the SC, if she saw me she would ask if it was ok .. then run down and get a couple of tute sheets from her locker!

    Wrong place and the lighting did not help... perhaps we tend to lose reason in such venues...

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    TJandDani, actually yes he included 4 D batteries so I would have extras
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    Hahaha,

    I ALMOST Gave a DVD box set of Looney Tunes to my ATF... not cause I was planning it, but we where talking and she mentioned how she loved em and I had gotten an extra set from a client who thought it was funny that I loved cartoons. HOWEVER, I already had it.

    *shakes head* Total loser simplex A.

    Other dancers are getting cars and money and mine ALMOST got a dvd of cartoons from the 40s.

    AHM A CLASSAY GUY.

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    ^^^ That's a gift I would totally love, lol. I'm a DVD freak anyway.
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