Originally Posted by theonomo
Hmmm.......ya think?
I never would have guessed that one!





Originally Posted by theonomo
Hmmm.......ya think?
I never would have guessed that one!
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Last night a customer approached me and initiated a conversation. He said that I was too classy -- yes, too CLASSY -- to dance for him. Manners at my best, I told him to fuck off.
"Classy" = "Won't Give Me Extras."
Consider that one a compliment.
Exactly.Originally Posted by NinaDaisy
I have another one for the books.. Besides saying that I'm too classy, beautiful, etc I have had guys say oh you would be to much for me... Oh I guess now guys like lame boring lapdances. Then when I got back with another guy the other one who said the lame excuse is staring at me the whole time. If you don't want a dance just say no. Be a man this is what I tell them I'm a big girl.


I get these idiots all the time:
- "You're too beautiful."
- "You're too classy."
- "You're too good to be here."
- "It wouldn't feel right with you." (usually followed by something like "Because I'd like to take you out for dinner and I'd hate to spoil it")
- "I have a wife." (usually also followed by wanting to "take me out for dinner")



LOL! Colleen, I hear you. Yeah I met a guy last night just like that actually. Then he said, but I'll pay for your time instead. I ended up having to go stage...he handed me a five and left. What a creep.Sat with him for about an hour btw. freakin weirdo.
I love the excuses. "I'd rather see you outside of here," "I couldn't handle you," You're too pretty/smart/classy/too good to be here," "I'd rather see you with clothes on."
Riiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttt! Just a lame excuse for broke asses and non spenders.




I always thought that the "ugly chick willing to do more" thing was a rumor, until the ugliest chick in a club that i used to work at was always the top earner...i asked one guy what the appeal was...he said, "she can talk really dirty."
the "too pretty" thing is simply, "im not interested cuz im looking for a freakshow."
Remember, some guys like the overexagerrated freak show...those are the girls with REALLY bad boob jobs, jacked up faces, greasy bleached hair with 3 inch black roots, overwieght/underweight, druggies, excessively huge asses/boobs, and the ones that dont speak english, so they appear to be stupid.
Ive bought dances for my boyfriend from ugly druggie dancers just cuz I thought it would be funny. I doubt she made made $ b/c ppl thought she was "oh so sexy" and didnt see that she was toothless. lol
Its all entertainment; like the bearded lady or the world's smallest horse.
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OMG I thought I was the only one who heard this!Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick
I also get, "oh no babe, you'd give this old man a heart attack" I just say, "oh well that's ok baby cause I got my CPR card in the back, I'm licensed to revive you"![]()
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
I've heard this plenty. Some guys don't want the girls to be too pretty because they feel that they'll have too much competition from other guys trying to get you to go home with them.
LOLOLOL your response was great!Originally Posted by Lizette
That sounds like something similar that I said to a customer one time...he said I was "too nice," so I showed him just how nice I was by going "hmmmph" and walking away with my nose in the air haha.
Yeah, I agree with what everyone is saying. I think guys say this line because:
1. They are making an excuse for not getting a dance, whether it be because they are cheap bastards or the girl isn't their type or whatever reason.
2. They want someone who is "high mileage" or will work harder. I actually had a customer say that he thought the hottest girls at the club wouldn't work as hard, because it's thought to be generally easier for them to obtain dances simply because they're hot. I've also had guys buy dances from me expecting them to be tame(is it because I'm "too pretty" or "too nice"? I don't know) and were surprised that it was a better dance than expected(no extras though).
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