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    Sad why does God torment me so?!

    I swear he created the huge pizza sized monsters to scare me into sainthood!

    I just saw the grossest and biggest spider I have ever seend crawling across me floor in here.

    The thing was as big as my head!!!!! And skittery too. I think i might have damaged the floor with the baseball bat I killed it with. Seven hits with a fuckin' Lousiville Slugger too! I think the thing was made outta steel or something.

    God why must you scare me so?!!!!!!!!
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    Lmfao!

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    Yeah.. those buggers scare me too!!!! I can deal with anything, but not spiders.. even the itsy bitsy ones!


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    LOL at least you got it! I hate spiders too, completely freak out when i see one. but i really REALLY hate ladybugs.
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    Spiders are my biggest fear. I have SEVERE Arachnophobia. You can borrow my Anderson Rocket Tech next time. It'll knock that SOB into outer space.
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    *cowers in fear*
    If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing

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    damn you madcap. next time give us some warning. i'm watchin the ring 2 and then to see that nasty thing on top of that movie....::shivers::
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    dude, that was so mean! *shudders* you can be so cheeky sometimes madcap!
    If everything you try is a sure thing, you aren't taking enough risks. If you never fail, you put a limit on the degree to which you can succeed. In short, the only way to win big is to risk losing

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    As a kid, I'd freak my family out by letting daddy longlegs crawl all over me. It was funny.

    You guys probably wouldn't appreciate it, though.

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    Nope, not really Jay.

    Anyway, I found out it's a wolf spider. (like who would confuse either animal with each other?!)

    But I got the skittery bastid, so now it's time to chill...
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    OMFG THAT THING!!?? I would have left my house or do a Rhiannon on it and spray it to death with raid while chasing it around with the can in full force.
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    Well I nearly did, lol. I jumped onto my comp chair so fast I hit my head on the ceiling.

    Hubby says he will spray the yard tommorrow to kill any more out there. I just don't want them getting sick out there, and coming in here for shelter!
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    ewie, wolf spiders are the WORST!

    I'm so scared of spiders, and stupidly, I'm also scared of killing them . So they pretty much get free reign over whatever area of my aptartment they end up in, until someone comes to take care of it for me, lol.

    but i really REALLY hate ladybugs.
    for serious? They're so cuute!

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    When I was a teenager and babysitting this little girl there was a HUGE ASS spider in her room and we were both screaming like 6 year olds. I ran to get something to kill it and all I could find was a can of Aquanet Hairspray in the closest bathroom. When in doubt, Aquanet.....after some spraying it got all gunked up and couldn't move. We got the dustpan and scooped it up and flushed it. I still scream whenever I see a spider. Bugs are icky!

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    Damn I didn't think about hairspray!

    It totally works for wasps though. They will come crashing out of the air if you hit them good enough.
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    Hairspray especially works if you have a lighter handy...

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    Yeah, but household flame throwers do not go hand in hand with mohair throw rugs! LOL
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    Hey, if it works... Just how badly do you want Mr. 8-legs gone?

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    lemme explain the ladybug thing Scarlett, a few years ago Birch Run(town where i used to live) had a HORRIBLE ladybug epidemic and they were all over the place. It looked like the ceiling was moving. They would drop in your food/drink, land on you, be in your bed, they would share the tub with you....etc. I couldn't handle it. And then we started getting the evil cousin of the ladybug(japanese beetle) so once i got bit by one, my love of the ladybug disappeared.

    now i see a ladybug and i freak out.
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

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    You got BIT by a ladybug?

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    no the Japanese beetle things. Ya know the orangish ones
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
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    Oh god, the flying roaches. Now THAT i wouldn't be able to stand. The idea of a ROACH flying at me gives me a slimy feeling up the spine...

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    I love spiders. You folks are weird. We had a ladybug invasion here last year, too. But they still don't scare me. However...I did grow up in Orlando, and yeah....palmetto bugs are f'n gross. The only bug that truly gives me the willies are those crazy thousand-legger thingees that live here up north and run across the ceiling at the edge of your peripheral vision at odd times of the night.
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    I don't mind bugs (or snakes), and yeah, palmettos are nasty. We had them in Okinawa, but they were just jumbo cockroaches to us. Come into the apartment, turn on the light, and a couple would fly at your head. No kidding, I kept a broom by the door, would open the door, grab the broom, turn on the light, and then start swatting them out of the air.

    We just kept killing them, kept the place as clean as we could - and brought a couple geckos to the house to hang around. The bugs eventually dwindled but never quite vanished.

    In Colorado, we get miller moths and elderbugs at different seasons, and some years more than others. A lot of people get freaked out by them, but they're harmless, just annoying. I don't quite understand the fear, but some people just wig out on them.

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